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They are an exhibitionist couple that moved into our town. I have a feeling that if word gets out trouble will start in our town. Does anyone know how much legal trouble they would get in for being nudists?

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2 minutes ago, bosoxs45 said:

They are an exhibitionist couple that moved into our town. I have a feeling that if word gets out trouble will start in our town. Does anyone know how much legal trouble they would get in for being nudists?

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Problem is that most nudists are people you really want to keep their clothes on...like layers of them.  

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Front or back lawn?

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you catch my drift...

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There has to be a law on the books in your town about what people can show and where. 

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Did they at least have shoes on?  I hate when you are mowing the grass and you missed a pile of dog crap.  ALWAYS find a way to step in it.

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One question that could have major ramifications: is it closer to the bellybutton or the knees?

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Mods, can we get this merged with the gender reveal thread?

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2 hours ago, glvsav37 said:

Problem is that most nudists are people you really want to keep their clothes on...like layers of them.  

Likely. But before seeking legal action, I’d determine which outdoor chores the wife is responsible for.

Plus he lives in Cape Cod, so nudity season is limited to what, six weeks?

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2 hours ago, top dog said:

Did they at least have shoes on?  I hate when you are mowing the grass and you missed a pile of dog crap.  ALWAYS find a way to step in it.

Reminds me of the bottomless club I visited in Canada years ago. One girl wore not only sensible stilettos but also a nice bow tie. Lesson is that the less clothes you wear, the more correct they need to be.

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In November?  Not around here.  High of 23 today with snow.

 

As long as he was wearing proper footwear* for the task he was not really nude, now was he.  partially unclothed perhaps, but not nude.

 

 

* Some would recommend good protective eyewear as well.  Personally I don't use it but, I probably should.  BTW, did I ever explain the partially nude sawing accident which lead to my screen name.  Word to the wise, safety first.

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24 minutes ago, Ditkaless Wonders said:

BTW, did I ever explain the partially nude sawing accident which lead to my screen name.  Word to the wise, safety first.

Go on...

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Lets just say that the old adage of measure twice and cut once should be added to by making sure you move your "tape measure" before cutting, unless, of course, the nickname "Nubs" appeals to you.

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17 hours ago, bosoxs45 said:

They are an exhibitionist couple that moved into our town. I have a feeling that if word gets out trouble will start in our town. Does anyone know how much legal trouble they would get in for being nudists?

By "trouble", you really mean "become the most popular couple in town", don't you?

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Wait, is it you?  Did you move to a new town?

 

 

ETA: gross

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21 hours ago, Cjw_55106 said:

Swing over and ask if you can use his wacker. 

I wonder if he edges? 

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Are they real?

Are they spectacular?

Asking for a friend, TIA, will answer yours, etc. etc.

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On 11/11/2019 at 1:45 PM, bosoxs45 said:

They are an exhibitionist couple that moved into our town. I have a feeling that if word gets out trouble will start in our town. Does anyone know how much legal trouble they would get in for being nudists?

How hot is the other half? Asking for a friend 

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17 hours ago, Jayrod said:

Are they real?

Are they spectacular?

Asking for a friend, TIA, will answer yours, etc. etc.

Yes.  Well, I guess - one hangs a little lower than the other but they work well.  YW, no questions from me for now.

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Well, there is good naked and there is bad naked.  

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4 hours ago, Jayrok said:

Well, there is good naked and there is bad naked.  

Elaine: So, basically what you're saying is that ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?
Jerry: Undateable!

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6 hours ago, Jayrok said:

Well, there is good naked and there is bad naked.  

And 90% of naked is bad naked...myself included.

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I thought the weather is getting too cold for they to stay nude.  Bad naked plus goosebumps is not a pretty sight.

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4 minutes ago, Ditkaless Wonders said:

You forget the third type, my type, comical naked.

I imagine you jumping over your Aikido instructor ... as Remo in the buff.

Yes. Comical. 

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7 hours ago, Man of Constant Sorrow said:

I imagine you jumping over your Aikido instructor ... as Remo in the buff.

Yes. Comical. 

I had a knee joint replaced and a tumor in my head removed.  I don't know that I will be jumping again but I am up at 4:00 AM working the rehab.

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5 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

As long as they wear gloves, they should be fine.

And safety goggles.

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