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This post is underrated. I like how he simultaneously manages to throw both kids under the bus.cap'n grunge said:
Exactly..did you just get home? Maybe surprise the kid?General Malaise said:
I would be surprised, but not to the level of my daughter. There just wasn't anything in the ashes that indicated any vaping paraphernalia. I know what pot smells like so I would definitely catch that if he was doing something in the house. He's been using a candle in his room the past week so my first thought was he struck a match to light the candle and then threw it in my daughter's garbage, but the candle wasn't lit and it wouldn't make sense for him to throw a match in my daughter's garbage, he has his own garbage.
It went off while I was carrying the blazing garbage can down the steps. So there is that.
She has a method that actually works really well. She takes a frozen hash brown and I think she microwaves it for a minute or so. She then throws it in the toaster. The hash brown comes out nice and crispy (not burnt though).
They can also be stored unfrozen and simply cooked in the toaster. Not as good as turning them over on a griddle, but it suffices when in a hurry.
Nnext time smother with a comforter and run it not down the stairs but to the nearest shower.
You thinking maybe one of his children, or maybe even a pet is a firestarter, like Drew Barrymore in that bad movie?
Well the great thing is that the main bath is currently demolished because the toilet overflowed during the night on Halloween and it leaked through the floor into the kitchen and into the basement, so there wasn't a close bathroom I could use.
Doesn't have to be weed.
A.) The candle wasn't lit, he has used one in the past occasionally but rarely.
he doesn't even seem to know where the trash can actually is in the room, so how reliable of a narrator is he, rust cohle?
IMHO, works better if you just store the "frozen" hash browns in the fridge instead of the freezer. They won't go bad for a while.
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Any chance at all that one of your kids just plays around idly with matches or a lighter from time to time? Lighting scraps of paper on fire or anything like that? Maybe let some paper burn, blew it out but didn't notice a slightly smoldering section, thought the fire was totally out, and then put it in the trash can?
