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Hiding in my MBR closet...

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1 minute ago, ragincajun said:

...ask me anything.

Will you ever come out of the closet?

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We are hosting a baby shower that was supposed to end 1.5 hours ago.  I came back home at that time so I could help clean and load gifts into cars.  I texted my Wife and I came in through the back.  Little did I know all of the ladies are still here going strong.  I went to my bedroom and was going to just read or lay down and there are all kinds of purses and shoes in there.  Now I am in my Closet laying on the floor.

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My wife told me to come out however I know that is a trap.  I am watching my Ring cameras waiting for other guys to show up.

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9 minutes ago, ragincajun said:

It’s a big closet.  I could stay in here for days.

How big 

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Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some #### is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"#### think, #### think, #### quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ### up out this house

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Are you afraid of coming out to your wife or her friends?

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1 hour ago, ragincajun said:

I went to my bedroom and was going to just read or lay down and there are all kinds of purses and shoes in there.

Sneak out of the closet and swap the contents of all the purses.  Bonus points if you find anything "fun".

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22 minutes ago, WDIK2 said:

Sneak out of the closet and swap the contents of all the purses.  Bonus points if you find anything "fun".

The missing rabbit?

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If you snuck in the back and made it all the way to your bedroom without being spotted, and you wanted to lie down, why did you go into the closet to begin with?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

That must be on heck of a comfortable shag/pile on that closet floor. 

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valuable learning experience lost

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18 hours ago, ragincajun said:

My wife told me to come out however I know that is a trap.  I am watching my Ring cameras waiting for other guys to show up.

Next time check the cameras before heading home.

 

 

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Is it on like Howard Hughes in there?

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Membrane Bioreactor?

Having a hard time disconnecting my brain from work today...

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