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For everyone trying to work from home right now: Tell me something your kids are doing, but refer to them “as your coworkers.”

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My coworker crapped all over the bathroom floor yesterday.

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One of my co workers successfully used the potty for the first time ever.

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we had to break our isolation so my gf could buy feminine hygiene products for my co-worker 

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3 minutes ago, MTskibum said:

My coworker crapped all over the bathroom floor yesterday.

No kids at home, but I was going to post something like this about one of the dogs.

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Just now, Buckychudd said:

My coworkers are outside using sticks to sword fight.

I'm waiting for one of them to come inside crying.

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Yesterday I was in the middle of a somewhat heated phone call with a client. The client was upset because we didnt have a technician immediately available to help him with a very trivial IT problem. I was calmly trying to explain that we were short staffed at the moment because several of our staff were tied up assisting a local healthcare center that is being prepped to be a COVID testing center. He assured me that he totally didnt care. Right as Im about to lose my mind, I hear some giggling from the corner of the room. I glance over and my co-worker is shooting a video of me for a hilarious tik-tok video to share with her friends. :hot:

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My two co-workers cooked dinner for me and my wife this evening!

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My coworker dressed in all green and is hunting leprechauns. Everytime she finds a "clue" she yells CRICKEY. It is so funny I don't have the heart to tell her those two things don't go together. 

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My coworker had eggo waffles with chocolate syrup for lunch.

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The older college age coworker is sleeping it off after staying up all night and drinking my stash of beer. The other high school age coworker was tethered to the couch and engrossed in a captivating game of Grand Theft Auto. Yes, I am the poster boy for good parenting and role modeling. What's your point?

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Having coworkers sounds like a major bad beat.

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My coworker is changing the battery in my classic 1984 Ford Escort.  

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One of my coworkers refuses to sleep in his crib so he's sleeping on my lap. Normally I work while he naps, but this is kinda nice too because they grow too fast. 

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My coworkers drove me so nuts when I started working at 7:30 AM that I left and went home* at 7:45 AM. 

 

* By home I mean my actual office. 

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My co-worker successfully obtained a temporary relaxation of his xbox and social media time restrictions by arguing that it is his only form of social interaction during these trying times.

 

 

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My youngest coworker, who works offsite about 10 minutes away, did some shopping for us and left the groceries on our front porch because we are in self-quarantine due to my oldest coworker’s return from Europe.

My oldest coworker had a get together with a couple of her friends last night on opposite sides of our patio doors.

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My co-workers are going stir crazy and sliding down the stairs on an inflatable chair yelling "hashtag coronavirus!!"  

Waiting for them to realize no one is filming them.

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I'm trying to stay focused, but I share a cubicle (room) with two coworkers who are goofing off and doing nothing but playing video games.

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One of my coworkers took two showers yesterday to get out of work. 

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My 19 year old coworker got out of bed at 2:30 pm and proceeded to complain that he wouldn't have gotten out of bed for work yet but he couldn't take all the racist nonsense on twitter anymore.  (he works evenings)

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10 minutes ago, Vanilla Guerrilla said:

My coworkers are learning the art of Sumo Wrestling.  Including the stomping rituals.

I've missed some updates.  Wasn't aware of your coworkers.

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My coworkers are playing a rousing game of garage tennis, while I'm trying not to think about how much damage they are doing to the cars parked there.

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Anyone need any coworkers?  I have a few to spare.

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My coworker is running around in their underwear saying they are hungry, but then refusing all offers of food that are not peanut butter straight from the jar. Also, neither coworker will sleep at he same time, so 0 work is getting done. 

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My coworkers occasionally like to pick their nose and eat their boogers while watching television in the office.

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