Neighbour walks around with no shirt on (1 Viewer)

AAABatteries · Apr 24, 2020

How do his nips look? Symmetrical?

Leroy Hoard · Apr 24, 2020

AAABatteries said:
How do his nips look? Symmetrical?

Does he have a 3rd one?

offdee · Apr 24, 2020

TheWinz said:
If this dude was a ripped 25 year old Adonis, the women on your street would be grossed out? If you say yes, you are lying to yourself. If you disagree, reverse the roles. Would the men on your street be grossed out having to look at a perfect 10 in a bikini?

But that’s not the scenario at all. He’s the equivalent of the house that is painted teal with 9 cars in the driveway and kids toys scattered across the front lawn. Nobody wants to see that everyday.

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

TheWinz said:
If this dude was a ripped 25 year old Adonis, the women on your street would be grossed out? If you say yes, you are lying to yourself. If you disagree, reverse the roles. Would the men on your street be grossed out having to look at a perfect 10 in a bikini?

I'd love if if there was a perfect 10 in a bikini all day. But that's not what's happening here. It's a gross old dude.

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

TheWinz said:
If this dude was a ripped 25 year old Adonis, the women on your street would be grossed out? If you say yes, you are lying to yourself. If you disagree, reverse the roles. Would the men on your street be grossed out having to look at a perfect 10 in a bikini?

I'd love if if there was a perfect 10 in a bikini all day. But that's not what's happening here. It's a gross old dude.

Tool · Apr 24, 2020

TheWinz said:
If this dude was a ripped 25 year old Adonis, the women on your street would be grossed out? If you say yes, you are lying to yourself. If you disagree, reverse the roles. Would the men on your street be grossed out having to look at a perfect 10 in a bikini?

Of course not, but that's the point. If you're disgusting and look like a tub of goo keep your shirt on.

Apple Jack · Apr 24, 2020

My man explaining to McNulty why they let Snot Boggie throw dice said it best.

steeler6 · Apr 24, 2020

Leroy Hoard said:
Does he have a 3rd one?

So you're saying his neighbor is either Chandler Bing or Scaramanga.

beef · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
I'd love if if there was a perfect 10 in a bikini all day. But that's not what's happening here. It's a gross old dude.

50's is old dude?

millennials... always something to complain about.

KarmaPolice · Apr 24, 2020

Tool said:
Of course not, but that's the point. If you're disgusting and look like a tub of goo keep your shirt on.

So what's happening here is people are jealous that he has the confidence rock it shirtless.

Zasada · Apr 24, 2020

OP lives in Winnipeg. This is a problem for about two weeks a year. Then it goes back to -30. Just wait him out.

irish eyes · Apr 24, 2020

Is this even a serious thread? If so you should be embarrased for starting it.

Jayrok · Apr 24, 2020

Sorry, friend. I'll try to do better.

DaVinci · Apr 24, 2020

I’m guessing you’re not a Bert Kreischer fan.

Joe Mammy · Apr 24, 2020

In FL we have beaches. Those guys are everywhere.

Da Guru · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
It's impossible not to. He's there all day running around with his hairy chest and scrawny arms. It's gross. Does he not know it's inappropriate for men to walk around in public with no shirt on? Put a tank top or jersey on like I do when it's hot out.

Have him manscape, shave that hairy chest and arms, it will knock 15 years off his appearance. Then have him use self tanner and oil up so he looks more ripped and appealing to the eye.

jvdesigns2002 · Apr 24, 2020

You should do nothing. There are things in life that will annoy you that you have no control over. It's called learning to deal with things.

TheWinz · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
I'd love if if there was a perfect 10 in a bikini all day. But that's not what's happening here. It's a gross old dude.

So, you and the neighbors don't have a problem with shirtless guys or bikini girls, just the fat ugly ones? I hope he starts wearing speedos. Get a life

Osaurus · Apr 24, 2020

I’m late to the party here, but any cool tats or piercings? Does he worship the devil, but is over the hill?

tri-man 47 · Apr 24, 2020

Leroy Hoard said:
Does he have a 3rd one?

I.e., is he polymastic?

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

Da Guru said:
Have him manscape, shave that hairy chest and arms, it will knock 15 years off his appearance. Then have him use self tanner and oil up so he looks more ripped and appealing to the eye.

How exactly do you recommend approaching this?

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

TheWinz said:
So, you and the neighbors don't have a problem with shirtless guys or bikini girls, just the fat ugly ones? I hope he starts wearing speedos. Get a life

I'm sure the neighbourhood ladies would have a problem with a hottie strutting around in her bikini all day.

playin4beer · Apr 24, 2020

I remember when fishing trips were much better done around here..

Now they just jump into the boat...

NREC34 · Apr 24, 2020

I’m mad how they let girls go topless in Europe too.

Angry Beavers · Apr 24, 2020

To get a good sense of this, how much back hair are we talking?

gbill2004 said:
It's impossible not to. He's there all day running around with his hairy chest and scrawny arms. It's gross. Does he not know it's inappropriate for men to walk around in public with no shirt on? Put a tank top or jersey on like I do when it's hot out.

Angry Beavers · Apr 24, 2020

Tool said:
Of course not, but that's the point. If you're disgusting and look like a tub of goo keep your shirt on.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder........

Dr. Octopus · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
It's impossible not to. He's there all day running around with his hairy chest and scrawny arms. It's gross. Does he not know it's inappropriate for men to walk around in public with no shirt on? Put a tank top or jersey on like I do when it's hot out.

his yard is "in public"?

Dr. Octopus · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
My dad used to do it too like 30-40 years ago. But even he knows it's not acceptable anymore.

Do you ever go to the beach?

Long Ball Larry · Apr 24, 2020

can we get a pic?

EYLive · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
I'm sure the neighbourhood ladies would have a problem with a hottie strutting around in her bikini all day.

Sounds like the people in your area have problems with everything. Buncha betas and Karens.

Da Guru · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
How exactly do you recommend approaching this?

Care package in his mail box.

otb_lifer · Apr 24, 2020

parasaurolophus said:
Just embrace it and have fun. You should make a calender of him and give a copy to each neighbor. Him too.

/thread.

Cjw_55106 · Apr 24, 2020

Dr. Octopus said:
his yard is "in public"?

Didn't you read the thread? His yard is in public because in what must be an oddly shaped neighborhood, he is in view of "like 100 homes".

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

Dr. Octopus said:
Do you ever go to the beach?

So the beach is now the same as a residential neighbourhood?

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

Angry Beavers said:
To get a good sense of this, how much back hair are we talking?

Not a ton, but it's there.

Dr. Octopus · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
So the beach is now the same as a residential neighbourhood?

No - but you seem to think men can't go shirtless in public.

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

Dr. Octopus said:
his yard is "in public"?

Lots of people here have odd views of the definition of public vs private.

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

Dr. Octopus said:
No - but you seem to think men can't go shirtless in public.

They can. It's just gross and goes against societal norms.

Dr. Octopus · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
Lots of people here have odd views of the definition of public vs private.

apparently

Quint · Apr 24, 2020

DaVinci said:
I’m guessing you’re not a Bert Kreischer fan.

love The Machine

Quint · Apr 24, 2020

Cjw_55106 said:
Didn't you read the thread? His yard is in public because in what must be an oddly shaped neighborhood, he is in view of "like 100 homes".

obviously, your FBG mansion is not built on a hilltop, overlooking vast tracks of land.

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

Da Guru said:
Care package in his mail box.

His wife might just think it's a thoughtful gift for her.

Angry Beavers · Apr 24, 2020

20 hours and no one has started a thread about walking about topless in their front yard while their neighbor's wife gawks at him. This place is slipping.

gbill2004 · Apr 24, 2020

Zasada said:
OP lives in Winnipeg. This is a problem for about two weeks a year. Then it goes back to -30. Just wait him out.

We get amazing summers here that last 3-4 months. It's only crazy cold like 2 months a year.

Dezbelief · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
I'm sure the neighbourhood ladies would have a problem with a hottie strutting around in her bikini all day.

EYLive said:
Sounds like the people in your area have problems with everything. Buncha betas and Karens.

No room for Alphas in gbills neighborhood.

nirad3 · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
They can. It's just gross and goes against societal norms.

Grouss?

TheWinz · Apr 24, 2020

gbill2004 said:
I'm sure the neighbourhood ladies would have a problem with a hottie strutting around in her bikini all day.

That's only because the hubbies would be pleasuring themselves from behind their curtains, a la David Spade.

TLEF316 · Apr 24, 2020

I seriously can't believe anyone would worry about something like this EVER, let alone NOW.

Would I WANT to see some big hairy guy wandering around shirtless all day? Of course not. But if you're staring at your neighbor's front yard for long enough for this to bother you, that's on you.

If he's strutting around on full display while you're hosting a party in your backyard......ok. But random shirtlessness during a global pandemic. How is that possibly your business?

Angry Beavers · Apr 24, 2020

how else is he supposed to get his vitamin D?

nirad3 · Apr 24, 2020

TLEF316 said:
I seriously can't believe anyone would worry about something like this EVER, let alone NOW.

Would I WANT to see some big hairy guy wandering around shirtless all day? Of course not. But if you're staring at your neighbor's front yard for long enough for this to bother you, that's on you.

If he's strutting around on full display while you're hosting a party in your backyard......ok. But random shirtlessness during a global pandemic. How is that possibly your business?

Seriously. What a dumb Friday thread. Was it Friday in Canada when this was posted?

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