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Jay Cutler & Kristin Cavallari split

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OH NO!!! CAN'T DO IT!

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If those two celebutants can't do it, what will Nick and Jessica do? 

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I watched their reality show and I'm a little surprised. He was the chill stay at home dad enjoying retirement, and she pursued her career/business. They seemed like a good fit. There are some rumours both were cheating though. 

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1 minute ago, Punxsutawney Phil said:

Rumor has it she was sick of him smoking cigarettes.  He promised he would quit when each kid was born but just couldn't shake the habit.

He smoked?  I never saw him smoke on their reality show. 

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Who's worth more? He had 3 kids with her. Wonder how much he'll have to shell out.

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Just now, eoMMan said:

Who's worth more? He had 3 kids with her. Wonder how much he'll have to shell out.

Well, he kept turning the ball over, now he'll have to turn over his money.

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5 minutes ago, eoMMan said:

Who's worth more? He had 3 kids with her. Wonder how much he'll have to shell out.

Heard Jay had a net worth of $120 million.  Cavallari has a net worth of $3.5 million. So a Jay is gonna pay. 

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they left behind some wholesome vids of her shopping for booze during their recent quarantine in Jamaica ... her in barely there bikini bottoms, him filming from behind, if ya know what i mean ...

we'll always have that. 

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33 minutes ago, belljr said:

Dibs

I hope you and Jay are very happy together. 

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This reminds me of Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez. But much less interesting.

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1 minute ago, kevzilla said:

Doooooon't caaaare

Then why did you come into this thread? 

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35 minutes ago, gbill2004 said:

Heard Jay had a net worth of $120 million.  Cavallari has a net worth of $3.5 million. So a Jay is gonna pay. 

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4 minutes ago, gbill2004 said:

Then why did you come into this thread? 

To make a Jay Cutler-related reference, which escaped you. And again, because I was quoted. 

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46 minutes ago, gbill2004 said:

I watched their reality show and I'm a little surprised. He was the chill stay at home dad enjoying retirement, and she pursued her career/business. They seemed like a good fit. There are some rumours both were cheating though. 

Heard he would walk around the front lawn shirtless.  Straw that broke the camels back

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15 minutes ago, comfortably numb said:

Heard he would walk around the front lawn shirtless.  Straw that broke the camels back

True, one our posters is his neighbor and even started a thread about it.

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1 hour ago, gbill2004 said:

Heard Jay had a net worth of $120 million.  Cavallari has a net worth of $3.5 million. So a Jay is gonna pay. 

Interesting. Thought she would be worth a whole lot more (TV shows, businesses, etc.).

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3 minutes ago, eoMMan said:

Interesting. Thought she would be worth a whole lot more (TV shows, businesses, etc.).

Well that number is effective 2019. 

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1 hour ago, gbill2004 said:

I watched their reality show and I'm a little surprised. He was the chill stay at home dad enjoying retirement, and she pursued her career/business. They seemed like a good fit.

I don't know what you were watching but I couldn't watch an episode without thinking, no way this lasts.  She can't stand being in the same room with the guy (unless the cameras were there and even then, it would show).  Mr. Mopey must've been a nightmare to live with.  Hell, his teammates could barely sit next to the guy for long.  

It was clear as day they were toast.

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40 minutes ago, Leroy Hoard said:

True, one our posters is his neighbor and even started a thread about it.

I didn't even realize he was that old.

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1 minute ago, Kal El said:

I didn't even realize he was that old.

The NFL ages you quick.

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2 minutes ago, Leroy Hoard said:

The NFL ages you quick.

So does being bad at your job, apparently.

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From Day 1 she was eyeing that bank account.  She's actually a smart chick, albeit super conniving.  Cutler got his ### owned.  Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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1 minute ago, Rodrigo Duterte said:

From Day 1 she was eyeing that bank account.  She's actually a smart chick, albeit super conniving.  Cutler got his ### owned.  Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I wonder if she was the one who convinced him to sign that one year deal with Miami. Gets him out of her hair for 6 months and eventually puts a few million bucks into her account (after divorce and taxes).

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I also wonder if this means that Cutler will try for a comeback now. Alimony ain't cheap!

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7 minutes ago, [scooter] said:

I wonder if she was the one who convinced him to sign that one year deal with Miami. Gets him out of her hair for 6 months and eventually puts a few million bucks into her account (after divorce and taxes).

Oh for sure she did, no question.  Win win if there ever was one.

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They were trapped an an island with each other for like 3 weeks during this lockdown and that must have done it for them.

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If Carmella DeCesare divorced Jeff Garcia, I would be more interested.

That is one of the great mysteries of the universe.

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1 hour ago, Leroy Hoard said:

True, one our posters is his neighbor and even started a thread about it.

Who is? I know where Jay lives. 

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2 hours ago, lakerstan said:

If Carmella DeCesare divorced Jeff Garcia, I would be more interested.

That is one of the great mysteries of the universe.

Not if you seen Garcia nude

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Old man alert: I’ve never heard of her. Why would anybody care about this. I can’t imagine even Jay Cutler cares. 

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1 hour ago, belljr said:

Not if you seen Garcia nude

I’ve seen Carmella nude.  Unless he is dragging it on the floor, he isn’t worthy - and neither are most mortal men.

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7 hours ago, belljr said:

Not if you seen Garcia nude

You've seen Jeff Garcia nude?

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7 hours ago, Capella said:

Old man alert: I’ve never heard of her. Why would anybody care about this. I can’t imagine even Jay Cutler cares. 

I'm sure he cares that his wife is leaving him. 

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