Mister CIA
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Leroy Hoard said:
Trained not to eat your face. Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QazVIppiIoIgnoratio Elenchi said:
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Best home defense weapons that are NOT firearms? (1 Viewer)
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Ministry of Pain
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Sharks with lasers or Cats with lasers would also work quite well.
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The cat would just continually chase the spot from the laser on the ground. It would die of exhaustion.
Might distract the intruder long enough for the shark to get him though.
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GordonGekko
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Whatcha got?
Anything creative?
Dogs, knives, baseball bats, moat with alligators, etc....what else?
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OrtonToOlsen
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I used to have a book on self-protection by this guy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massad_Ayoob
I remember him talking about bats and clubs and saying that one of the most effective ways to use them is to jab with them.
Instead of swinging for the fences you use it like a spear. Go for the face or gut. He said that’s what olde tyme cops would do with their nightsticks.
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