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The Return of the Desert Island Jukebox Draft - Drop in a quarter (8 Viewers)

It's so dark and lonely out here in outer space, but at least I got my keyboard and my low bot has his bass

playing street sweeper tunes and watching tye fighters fly by

Things would be better if I was back at home with pepper burning pakalolo not even noticing the weather

so far and so alone a million light years away

Storm trooper storm trooper back up from my door I got my blaster set I'm ready to start a minor war

This won't be the day you were hoping for so just walk away walk away

Better run now cause your done now cause your standing in a bad mans town, boy

Time to get back to my daily routine have a beer at a bar on Tattooine.

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Some big up new style holding trophy cups
Rory select while these speakers erupt
Sound sweeter in an echo chamber
Don't you know they are the danger
Three bottles of Cristal and it's agreed
The best could only come from the Don Wesley
Close my eyes while I take a ride

Fold up the bag in a yard style
Don't worry bout that you see it's all natural
Police chasing this bandilero
Running down the road with my thick payroll
One stop was my music shop
When I heard this guitar screamin'

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Now it's time to say good night
Good night, sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me (Dream sweet)
Dream sweet dreams for you

Close your eyes and I'll close mine
Good night, sleep tight
Now the moon begins to shine
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me (Dream sweet)
Dream sweet dreams for you

Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmm

Close your eyes and I'll close mine
Good night, sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me (Dream sweet)
Dream sweet dreams for you

Good night, good night, everybody
Everybody everywhere
Good night

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Zoo time, is she and you time?
The mammals are your favourite type, and you want her tonight
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos, elephants and tacky tigers
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Flying, domestic flying
And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You are a khaki-coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

 
I heard this in the chiropractors office the other day...

I realize the best part of love is the thinnest slice
And it don't count for much
But I'm not letting go
I believe there's still much to believe in

So lift your eyes if you feel you can
Reach for a star and I'll show you a plan
I figured it out
What I needed was someone to show me

You know you can't fool me
I've been loving you too long
It started so easy
You want to carry on

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I've brought out the peanut butter, but it's sad with no Pop-Tarts.

Well I bumped into a man who'd been a boxer
Asked him what had been his greatest night
He looked into the corners of his memory
Searching for a picture of the fight
But he said he always had a feeling
That he lacked a little extra height
(Could have used a little extra height)
Yes mate, you heard right
He always had a feeling that he might have lacked a little height

Look at the average person
Speak to the man in the queue
Can you imagine the first one is you?

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rockaction said:
I should have known this was Macca. I had to look it up, but the last lines are somewhat telling.
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Nothing but Paul all night, for better or worse.

I got a little woman I can really love
My woman fit me like a little glove
You know I'll always love
My little woman love

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Eephus said:
They're good with honey too.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. eats his banana sandwiches with mayo so sometimes I'll go banana, peanut butter and mayo and call it the Elvis Earnhardt Jr.
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My mom puts mayo on hers too. I only eat mayo in chicken or tuna or egg salad.

 
Some like 'em fat and some like em tall
Some like 'em short
Skinny legs and all
I like 'em tall
I like 'em proud
And when they walk
You know they draw a crowd!
See, you gotta have a mutha for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah ah come on!

A look-a-here!
There was a time when I was all alone
I had a secret thought I was gone
Somebody done me!
Said now I see
What you are doin', brother
To stay ahead of me
And when I get burndt ha! I use some salve
And when I want some lovin'
A mother she got to have
See, you got to have a mother for me

Yeah! Popcorn! oh! uh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah! Eeee yeah!
Do the popcorn hu!
Ooooooooh!
Ooooooooh!
Popcorn! uh!
Yeah-yeah-yeah

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rockaction said:
Eggs and oil slathered on anything? No thank you.

But I will eat a spicy aioli, so maybe I'm a hypocrite. 
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Deviled eggs are good, and they have mayonaise in them, but it's mixed in, and not like a layered condiment. Also, if I eat tuna salad or chicken salad or egg salad I put as little mayonaise in it as possible. 

 
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simey said:
Deviled eggs are good, and they have mayonaise in them, but it's mixed in, and not like a layered condiment. Also, if I eat tuna salad or chicken salad for egg salad I put as little mayonaise in it as possible. 
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simey knows things.  Important things.

 
simey said:
Deviled eggs are good, and they have mayonaise in them, but it's mixed in, and not like a layered condiment. Also, if I eat tuna salad or chicken salad for egg salad I put as little mayonaise in it as possible. 
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I just put my face in the salad and get all that mayo goodness.

Okay, I don't even do close to that and it's about as gross a thing as I can think of. Here! Put your face in this chicken salad!

 
Ride my little pooh bear, wanna take a chance
Wanna sip this smooth air, kick it in the sand
I'd say I told you so but you just gonna cry
You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes

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Aw, man.  Do you guys remember Saints-Man from here?  I just looked at Facebook and saw today was his birthday.  It's been nearly nine years since he died.  :(

And if I say I really knew you well
What would your answer be?
If you were here today
Ooo ooo ooo, here today

Well, knowing you
You'd probably laugh and say
That we were worlds apart
If you were here today
Ooo ooo ooo, here today

But as for me,
I still remember how it was before
And I am holding back the tears no more
Ooo ooo ooo, I love you, ooo

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To all here...tonight...or in any time-space...

Hold Your Head High

I've made a lot of choices 

Most have not been wise

But I have some really good friends

I've been fortunate to find

They get me through the lonely days

When I want to stay inside myself

They get me out of my shell

Out into the world

I am coming back, I'm coming back again

I had lost everything and then I got it back again

I dug myself so deep, deep into a hole

Then getting out was so far beyond my control

In the past I've always had trouble on my mind

I'm gonna take that feeling and leave it far behind

As I go down this path traveling through my fate

Lately I have begun to awake

It all started out in Jackson and we moved across the land

And all the dehydration turned the soil into sand

And then one day they hauled me away

And I was out there, out on my own

The thieves, they came and went

They took everything in sight

And then we got it back again

Oh, I had to fight

And I, then I woke up from the middle of the strangest dream

And everyone was there that I ever knew and they all began to sing

Hold you head high, just as high as you can

Things will work out soon, things will come round again

You see I've got this fascination with all the wrong ways to go

I get lost even in the places that I know

Hold your head high, just as high as you can

Things will work out soon, things will come round again

Hold your head high, just as high as you can

Things will work out soon, things will come round again

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Eephus said:
Two months of nothing but.

It's my greatest accomplishment of shutdown :bag:
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Holy crap, I've never noticed that thread.  Looks like I have some work to do.

Don't live in the past
Don't hold on to something that's changing fast
What we are, is what we are and what we wear
Is vintage clothes, vintage clothes, vintage clothes

We jump up for joy
Who cares if we look like a girl or boy
What we are, is what we are and what we wear
Is vintage clothes, vintage clothes, vintage clothes

A little more, a little tall
Check the rack
What went out, is coming back

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