Hot Sauce Guy
Footballguy
Every year it happens. A week one dud by a solidly ranked player.
You see that sexy waiver add and you have to drop someone. Surely you were crazy to draft ____________ in the 6th round! Imma dump him!
Take a deep breath. Be calm. You weren’t crazy & I’ll stop calling you Shirley.
Just remember that 1 bad week doesn’t mean anything, barring severe injury.
good managers in your league are sitting there staring at their monitors, twirling their cartoon villain handlebar mustaches - watching, waiting for you to drop ___________ so they can scoop them up & improve their already good team.
Resist the urge. QB2 put up a mediocre game? Hold.
RB3 struggled out of the gate? Hold.
Rookie had way fewer touches than you expected? Hold.
this topic isn’t actually about ___________, or any specific player. Just a few words about patience in an impatient game. I’ve done it way way way too many times myself. At this point I have a memory filled with dudes I dropped and later regretted it.
Don’t be that guy. If you really must part with a player because it makes you sick to see them on your roster, at least put them on the trade block 1st.
Ok, good talk. I’ll be sitting here the rest of the day, twirling my cartoonish handlebar mustache, watching. Waiting.
You see that sexy waiver add and you have to drop someone. Surely you were crazy to draft ____________ in the 6th round! Imma dump him!
Take a deep breath. Be calm. You weren’t crazy & I’ll stop calling you Shirley.
Just remember that 1 bad week doesn’t mean anything, barring severe injury.
good managers in your league are sitting there staring at their monitors, twirling their cartoon villain handlebar mustaches - watching, waiting for you to drop ___________ so they can scoop them up & improve their already good team.
Resist the urge. QB2 put up a mediocre game? Hold.
RB3 struggled out of the gate? Hold.
Rookie had way fewer touches than you expected? Hold.
this topic isn’t actually about ___________, or any specific player. Just a few words about patience in an impatient game. I’ve done it way way way too many times myself. At this point I have a memory filled with dudes I dropped and later regretted it.
Don’t be that guy. If you really must part with a player because it makes you sick to see them on your roster, at least put them on the trade block 1st.
Ok, good talk. I’ll be sitting here the rest of the day, twirling my cartoonish handlebar mustache, watching. Waiting.