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There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise. How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance? Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly. I might walk a couple of miles to see some fine tittays. How far would you stumble for some not so great bosoms? Upstairs

Don't you owe us some updates about soccer practice? I think I do. My sister took my boys Friday night so I had a whole night all to myself. And what did I do? I made a big old batch of Judge Smail's Legendary Chili, only I tweaked and perfected the recipe and made the best batch ever. Had a few beers, nothing crazy. I'm just an ordinary average guy these days. Soccer on Saturday was fun. Team notched a 1-1 tie, so we remain undefeated this spring. :flex: Poker party Saturday night was fun. Had about 15-20 people over, served up my chili, cooked sausages from Otto's and drank perhaps th

For the first time in my life, I purchased legal mary jane. Gotta tell you...it was kind of nice.

Completely forgot about . Can't believe it's been almost 6 years.

Don't you owe us some updates about soccer practice? I think I do. My sister took my boys Friday night so I had a whole night all to myself. And what did I do? I made a big old batch of Judge Smail's Legendary Chili, only I tweaked and perfected the recipe and made the best batch ever. Had a few beers, nothing crazy. I'm just an ordinary average guy these days. Soccer on Saturday was fun. Team notched a 1-1 tie, so we remain undefeated this spring. :flex: Poker party Saturday night was fun. Had about 15-20 people over, served up my chili, cooked sausages from Otto's and drank perhaps

That is now what I am calling them

Mrs. SLB is FB friends with a lot of people here. To her credit, she has never once asked to join in. I did notice the other day though that she is FB friends with Shuke. Never in a million years....

Good luck to everyone with jury duty and terrible kids. Oh, and "The Sandlot" blows.

I'd pull a Tanner and say I'm "jewish". That works? Either that or say you need to be home to feed your 43 cats.

Treated AngryWife to brunch at our favorite Tex Mex place. A couple of grande margaritas later and we napped all afternoon. Nice little Mother's Day.

Ignobaby update: 1st ultrasound was Friday. Hearing that heartbeat was easily a Top 100 moment of my week.

at going to the titter on Mother's Day I've always wanted to go on Fathers Day...gotta imagine the daddy issues come out in full force

Got a keg of beer for the first time since I was in college. Man, what a treat!

Makes a who's hottest contest pretty tough One girl blows better, the other doesn't care what she puts in her mouth

You can finish too early?

Man, I don't know if it's age or what.. .but I really don't want to sit in the theater for 3+ hour movies anymore.. the Hobbit was about the end of that for me. If it needs to be 3+ hours, consider making a TV show and going like 10-13 hours. Maybe you could if you had a 15 minute intermission like they did back in the 40s and 50s. Potty break, refill pop and get more popcorn. Sounds like a win win win.

I didn't have a problem with Spader's voice as much as how Ultron was written. He was too human and comic, instead of arrogant and uber-intelligent. *DISCLAIMER: this is my opinion only. You do not need to subscribe to my opinion if you are a drooling window-licker and/or have a small peemus. Feel free to think for yourself. The comic part is valid, and clear pandering by the studio to the kids. The human part is a valid, and rather critical flaw Ultron has and was necessary for the plot. You don't need to pander to kids with the villain, if the villain is a robot. Ultron's critical human fl

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Capella's dancing banana avatar is back. Balance has been returned to the universe.

really proud of you