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  1. Proud Dad Moment Alert: (for SLB at the very least) I had free HBO recently. One of the movies I recorded was "Back To School". Knew Cooper would like it, and he did. When Rodney confronts his son for lying about dive team, Rodney says " don't lie to me; lie to girls!" Coop said: "Dad! That's what you always say!" Proud dad moment.
    5 points
  2. I'm sure I'm not the only one around here that waits to hear BAbe's review before investing my time and money into seeing a movie.
    3 points
  3. Probably shouldn't use the "R" word when talking to a 3.5 year old, or anybody really. Rest seems fine. Funny you would bring this up..... We were out of town over the weekend visiting friends. They have a party every 4th and I've gotten to know most of their friends and their friend's children for that matter. It was later in the day and we were all in the pool playing volleyball. I see some younger people show up and the gal next to me, hot 22yo little number, exclaims OMG Andrew (lastname) is here! She then begins to start spritzing her chest with water all hot and bothered. I thought.
    2 points
  4. Most groups of females are kind of horrible.
    2 points
  5. Pretty sure I wouldn't let Rick Santorum even look at my kids.
    2 points
  6. GM has always been like Columbo. He appears confused and dissheveled, but he is always thinking 15 moves ahead like a chess grand master.
    1 point
  7. GM will like this on more than one level. Female bartender that works for my wife is getting fired. From what my wife tells me this girl is pretty much a raving witch 70% of the time. We'll call her Sue. About 2 weeks ago a group of women sat in the bar and Sue gave them crappy service and was snotty with them. One of the women sent in a guest complaint. Same group of women came in the other night. Again Sue pissed them off. This time they left 7 or 8 pennies on the table as a tip. Sue scooped the pennies, hustled outside quick enough to see the women pulling out of their parking spo
    1 point
  8. What bentley fails to realize is half the guys in here have pissed-off wives too, but none of them are headed off to party in the Gay Burlesque Suite at Pacific Bell Park.
    1 point
  9. I'm going to San Francisco for a conference in the morning. Meeting a burlesque dancer friend of mine for drinks one night, going to see the Giants play from a suite another night and going drinking and to "a show" with a bunch of gay guys the last night. At some point I have to give a speech. I may not be the same when I make it back to Austin. The wife seems a little, uh, Angry about this trip since she's stuck here with the kids the whole time.
    1 point
  10. Ready for the AM! http://i.imgur.com/MoKtzbb.png
    1 point
  11. well yeah, but isn't the cornerstone of your relationship standing Cos up for lunch?I don't know how many friends Cos (Bentley as well) has that would bail him out of jail or drive him to the hospital at 3am, no questions asked. But he has at least one. That's the cornerstone of our relationship.
    1 point
  12. It's a picture of Rick Santorum holding my son. Before you get all political, understand that I went to this event purely out of shtick and drunkenly walked up to him (with Miller Lite can in hand) and said, "Mr. Santorum, I have a baby if you want to come hold him." And he agreed and followed me back to my kids. But then we had to walk across this pavilion where people kept wanting to take pictures with him (I live in SC). So at one point, I drunkenly reached back with my hand as if we were friends in danger of getting separated at a concert so I could be sure he stayed with me. It didn't go
    1 point
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