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  1. Today had to be the oddest wedding I've ever been to in a Catholic church. It wasn't a traditional wedding, THANK YOU LORD, but more of a quick service. Back in my day the Lics wouldn't even consider such a thing. There were two readings and Pep did one of them. I had Dyl under my left arm all snuggled up and hating life because, you know, church, and Cal was on my right. Her passage was the one about how Adam was lonely so God turned his rib into a woman. Cal was grinning ear-to-ear and looking at me. As the reading went on he began shaking his head then burying his face in his hands.
    4 points
  2. I know when i want fresh alligator, i head to minnesota
    3 points
  3. You know what? I really didn't.I was posting for those young enough to have a sex drive. Or for those people that don't know how to search "megan fox hot/sexy/butt/nude/etc" so they don't have to sit through a gdamn transformers movie like a goon.
    2 points
  4. the Fair was, well hot and crowded and annoying. But the food... had cheese curds, pretzel hot dog, cinnamon roll, fried alligator, hush puppies and Sweet Martha's cookies. And a Summit Extra Pale Ale. Would be fun if heat index wasn't 100 degrees and there were about 75% less people. But the positive side was lots of hot girls wearing very little.
    2 points
  5. Found out that giraffes are pretty kinky. Today at the zoo, one of them started peeing. Another one lowered his head waaaaayyy down, and proceeded to drink from it like it was a urine fountain.
    1 point
  6. Youngest turns 21 today. Took him to BWW and we had a beer. Then all his buddies showed up so I gave them the table. I'm off to the side doing work on my iPad. Ballin
    1 point
  7. Hair Salons, or Saloons, or whatever they call them, are ridiculous. The gf was wanting to dye her hair some new hipsterish light pink or something. I said sure because I always wanted to bang someone with crazy colored hair, so I gave her my card. She looked pretty hot and it was fun. About 3 weeks later and it is completely faded away along with my $210.Hope it was worth it.This one took three hours and I didn't dare to ask about the cost. There's now some dark brown underneath and blonde on top. And, we are paying the lady more next Friday to come fix it for a gala that we are going to tha
    1 point
  8. Hair Salons, or Saloons, or whatever they call them, are ridiculous. The gf was wanting to dye her hair some new hipsterish light pink or something. I said sure because I always wanted to bang someone with crazy colored hair, so I gave her my card. She looked pretty hot and it was fun. About 3 weeks later and it is completely faded away along with my $210.
    1 point
  9. They put a mexican guy in charge of immigration?Ask him how Homer and I can co-manage the ATF. This would be awesome. We'd need some good DEA contacts quick though. Maybe just trade them some guns?
    1 point
  10. I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks I'm not allowed to make drinks for some of my friends. Others request me.
    1 point
  11. Coming up on nine hours. This will eventual end, right? I mean Sukkut starts tomorrow night...
    1 point
  12. It should hang out in the FFA, it'd have lots of company.
    1 point
  13. I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks
    1 point
  14. Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.
    1 point
  15. Getting ready to go to a funeral Can't wear my suit pants because theres still barf on them from last year's Christmas party
    1 point
  16. Air soft bullet was removed about 7am this morning from Dylan's ear. Pretty funny seeing him under the anesthesia. Reminded me of, um somebody, really drunk. Great news is everything is fine. Really good news is that since Mrs. SLB now works a surgery center again, the whole deal was on the house. That's like a $2500 win for Milos.
    1 point
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