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  1. Brought the boys to their dentist appointment today since Mrs. SLB had to work. Very unusual case of female co-worker getting knocked up, giving birth, then right as her maternity leave is up and summer starts, she quits. Which means my wife "gets" all of her hours. Anyhow, there were a couple of guys from AT&T working in the office and I didn't really think much of it. The boys were in the chair(s) and I was trying to get some work done. When they were finished the doctor comes out and tells me that he is really impressed with Cal. Not for his dental habits, although they
    15 points
  2. No. If you won't dedicate the time to this thread you don't deserve the rewards.
    6 points
  3. I have tried the genie joke on 7 women on an online dating site. All 7 stopped messaging.
    6 points
  4. If that's true then our buddy in Portland should be printing money at this point, no?
    6 points
  5. Huh. One response was "I think there'a something wrong with you" accompanied by a topless picture. So 0-7 on it being funny, but a total success.
    5 points
  6. A guy had a chance to be anything he could imagine, but he decided to turn himself into one of shuke's dolls.
    4 points
  7. I just told the genie joke to my wife. She said I don't get it. I spun my arms around again and bobbed my head and said I think I made a huge mistake with my eyes and mouth wide open in my best happy dog telling a great joke face. She said good night Fred and walked away.
    3 points
  8. The invisible barrier at 220 giving much resistance. Today is another ON day, so if I can't break through it by tomorrow morning I may just have to give up on life. As I did earlier this week, I pulled another Tyrwhitt suit out of my closet that I had bought a year or two ago but which was way too tight on me. This one is still a little snug, but it fits, I'm wearing it, and it looks great. Another 10lbs and it'll be a perfect fit. In any event, this losing weight thing is netting me a bunch of free new suits that I had basically given up on.
    2 points
  9. I was once a car salesman. When I retire as a lawyer I think I'll become a tow truck driver so I can have worked in the three most loathsome professions on the planet.
    2 points
  10. it's not $13 a bottle good It's a little over $6 a bottle if you buy a six-pack (free shipping even without Prime).
    1 point
  11. Gurley side by a ton. Robinson and White are pretty even to OBJ. So it was Gurley forward the 1.02. Ewww
    1 point
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  13. Special place in hell for rip-off tow truck drivers/impound lot ####ers.
    1 point
  14. Yes, the problem is that Otis is being way too strict and not cheating enough.
    1 point
  15. A guy I used to play cards with died recently. It was sad. He was a Vietnam veteran whose life got ####ed up pretty badly by agent orange. He was constantly sick and didn't take care of himself so he was in a lot of discomfort towards the end, and sadly, he started to be more difficult to be around. He was also a compulsive gambler and used to borrow money against his next month's check to get by. It was rumored that he sold his pain pills to get money to gamble, or sometimes get a hooker. And outside of gambling he was exceptionally frugal, so he was living in a crap apartment, eati
    1 point
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