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I celebrate the entire trashy outfit catalogue

We sponsored a hole at a 420 golf event yesterday. I stood on the 18th hole and shared a spleef with Cliff Robinson. /humblebrag

College girls in sundresses and cowboy boots are God's gift to tailgating.

When you yelled at him to stop I bet he looked at you all confused trying to read your lips.

Snack bar was massacred after the front nine

How strict? I'm not much of a man.

She looks hotter in those boots than she would in sandals.

Do you like girls? Yeah! Do you like college girls? Yeah! Yeah! Do you like college girls in sun dresses? Oh yeah! Do you like college girls in sun dresses and boots? What? Yeah, whatever. I like college girls in sun dresses. Who gives a #### what they're wearing on their feet.

Spectacularly wrong twice today. Tough run, GB.

Not hotter because she's wearing boots, no. Is this really that hard a concept?

Inhale schlong

Well now I gotta google this.

Pretty much. Willing to make an exception for those whore sandals that have straps that go up the calf.

I beg to differ, sir: Link

I travel a lot for work with a gay guy and that dude loves trashy blondos in heels and short skirts almost as much as I do.

V for vendetta Donnie darko Jupiter ascending Whatever abe is watching right now But that's not the point. Of course they're ####ty. Good movies don't have comically bad stuff like this. They made a billion dollar movie and somehow agreed to call the rarest and most valuable thing in the universe "unobtanium". Come on.

An attorney with morals is causing me considerable cognitive dissonance. I have an assortment of substances that will probably fix that. Sorry, Homer.

I would imagine that even the hottest Texas coed will have some damn sweaty, stinky feet after wearing boots for 5-6 hours.

Nope. The opposite of that.

Galveston has a great hospital and family, too

NY? Never mind. I didn't get my galhouse ready in time to rent this weekend and was going to offer it to you for the 4th if you wanted it.

Looking forward to Milwaukee trip next weekend. First trip there in a long time where I can actually do what I want.

So they would be less hot if they were wearing cute strappy sandals?

Oh feel no pity for me inhuman, man-made machine. I'm not an all-or-nothing guy like some. I just think that sometimes a certain look can work whether I can generally get on board or not. Stay out of the political threads and you'll be more flexible going forward.

You sure it's not Tanner texting you?

It was a teen angst movie where the main character sees an alien bunny telling him what to do then instead of wrapping up the movie in any sensible way they drop an airplane engine on his house and call it art.

dates? im in NC/NYC until the 15th, but i have a hot wife and would come visit if y'all are still there.

wicked robot

From askreddit today:. Employers, what's the most outrageous/unique thing someone has put on a resume? "Knows how to swim" Too bad this is one of them land McDonalds Under hobbies/interests: "Simulating earthquake by shaking table" Not on a resume, but I sat in for interviews for my college's RA program. One kid came in with his boy scout scrap book. And went through it page by page. PAGE BY ####### PAGE! The lead interviewer stopped him in the middle and he interrupted her to say he was almost finished. I wasn't doing

I don't think I could list 4 sh##ier movies if I tried.

Oh, I wasn't considering geopolitical events of the time or cultural shifts just that I was five years old in 1976.

Bob knows things. Headed to SD next week with anothe family. House we are renting has a hot tub on the back deck.

Don't worry, it's primarily convenience. The wife is fine with it if she gets to be involved.

Wait, we aren't supposed to use emojis in business texts? That would affect at least 80% of my conversations.

She's texting me with emojis now. I don't think I can continue to work with someone who texts me emojis. What the #### does a cat mean? Other than the filthy meaning we'd ascribe to it in here?

This was some of the lawyer chat I suggested by moved. The sex part obviously belongs in this thread.

Whenever I post in here, I always end up thinking to myself, "how in the hell is Krista willing to be friends with me?"

JFC.

Why I'm justified in having no respect for women, chapter 41: Remember married former playboy model? The one that lied to me and said she was getting divorced, and then didn't, so I waved her off? She texted me and said her husband has inoperable cancer. "So I'm going to be single soon!" 1. Is this the single worst person ever? 2. (Homer only) still hit it, right?

I don't think I've ever had that exact combination before, but it sounds delicious. 5 year old kid party gone wrong.

I don't think I've ever had that exact combination before, but it sounds delicious.

Taking the day from work tomorrow, so starting the holiday weekend right. Tonight was beer, a few glasses of whine, chicken nuggets, pizza, M&Ms, chocolate, pizza, chips and salsa, a cookie. Probably more I"m not thinking of. Loldiet

I didn't realize he was ginger. Never mind.

Do you know who Evelyn Taft is? She looks like Evelyn Taft. But much bigger up top. Do you know who Steve Buscemi is? Can you picture him fat and ginger? Try.

She could commit mass murder and she'd still be known as the person who leaves a tenth of a serving of everything so she won't be the one who ate the last of it, because that's way worse.