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  1. I was into mocking craft beer before mocking craft beer was cool
    10 points
  2. So Zardes can never be offside?
    8 points
  3. I'm starting to suspect that being known as a Bills fan is starting to undermine my colleague's assessment of my own professional competence. I think that for them, it's kind of like finding out that your boss is a flat-earther or believes in alien abductions or something.
    7 points
  4. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU CAME OVER HERE ONE MORNING TO TELL ME A STORY, AND I JUST JAMMED THIS BIC INTO YOUR JUGULAR. AND THEN WHILE YOU WERE BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR, INSTEAD OF LETTING PEOPLE COME HELP, I BOXED THEM OUT LIKE DENNIS RODMAN, WHIPPED OUT MY SHVANTZ, AND PEED ON YOUR BLOOD-SOAKED BODY AND LAUGHED A RIDICULOUS BELLY-LAUGH UNTIL YOU COMPLETELY BLED OUT? CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? I'D JUST SAY, "IT WAS A NERVOUS TICK" AND EVERY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE WOULD SHOW UP TO MY TRIAL TO BACK UP MY ACTIONS, AND NO JURY IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVICT ME. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?!?!?!? BECAUSE I DO EVERY EF
    7 points
  5. My dad made me kind of sad today. He is an 85 year old who has been following what little we have had of soccer in this country since he moved here from Italy in the 50's. He helped start the soccer program in my home town in the late 60's/early 70's with a bunch of immigrant Scots. Watching a heavy Italian accent try to communicate with a heavy Scottish accent was a wonderful memory of my youth Anyway, when I visited him today to help him with his bills, he did his normal complaining about the Revs and then started asking me a bunch of questions about Pulisic. It was sa
    7 points
  6. Bills fired their offensive coordinator two games into the season.
    6 points
  7. Not for nothing but the little sister of the poor aka Honda just won their 200th war
    6 points
  8. Just signed up for a half marathon on Sunday. I'll be running on tired legs but gonna see how far this training has gotten me. My PR is 1:32:50....and my fitness is about there, but I haven't done any type of taper so I doubt I'll get that number. That being said, that's my pace that I'll strive for and see how long I can hang on.
    6 points
  9. i used to tell people to call there grandma and tell her she is a brohan but then i thought to my self swc what if someone really did that and then there grandma was like i aint no brohan you are out of the will well brohans i could not deal with that and on the path of the brohan we are all about low stress so long story short do not pick up the phone call your grandma and tell her she is a brohan because even though it could be awesome you could also end up not getting a hundred bucks or even more take that to the bank bromigren
    6 points
  10. The funny thing is, even if he showed this to her 5 years from now, it's entirely plausible that he has not sealed the deal yet.
    6 points
  11. ^ dumb post. this site could really use a "don't like" button
    5 points
  12. Give your mom a welcome home game of just the tip and get back to us.
    5 points
  13. At least a hundred in my house alone.
    5 points
  14. Self employed - I make and sell hot sauce. Thus freeing up time for important discussions like this. its award-winning and very tasty - you should order some, so that I can continue to post between deliveries, or while on the crapper.
    5 points
  15. You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ####### amateurs.
    5 points
  16. This was clearly the season of the "zero RB" among fantasy managers - experts beat that drum all preseason, and I read every article. First, I don't believe it's all that revolutionary - I've seen people employ this strategy for decades, and only recently did the experts catch on, one notably wrote an article about it and seems to get credit for inventing something that had already been invented. Sort of the same thing happened with "QB Freefall" a number of years ago - just like "zero RB", a vast number of sharp FFB-ers were employing this before someone articulated it. That said,
    4 points
  17. I would like to come back to the 130 targets question. I think this is possible. 130 targets would be 8.125 targets/game. Sharpe just had 11 targets in game one. If we use Stefon Diggs from last season as a comparison, which I think makes sense in a lot of ways, similar size and physical profile, both good route runners, both drafted in the 5th round, both became their teams primary WR as rookies, Diggs averaged 6.46 targets per game, which would be 103 targets over 16 games. So 130 may be a bit high compared to Diggs last season, which includes some games where defenses perhaps
    4 points
  18. @Sconch Finally listened to that Mike Rowe story on his podcast last night. Very cool story about your childhood buddies. Though I am disturbed you are friends with a die-hard Dodgers fan.
    4 points
  19. Costa v Can Costa v Skrtl lofl Henderson v Costa
    4 points
  20. Over/Under 2.5 Goals: Over Both Teams to Score: Yes CletiusMaximus to attend his son's 6th grade volleyball doubleheader with wife and daughter this evening: Extremely Unlikely
    4 points
  21. Snorlax is my white whale. I still haven't seen one
    4 points
  22. Work those calves, as they are often the real issue for a variety of lower leg and foot issues. Stretching can help a bit, but be sure to get the soleus (and not just the gastroc). I do one after runs I call "The Tebow", as it looks like I'm kneeling and praying. Hold it for a good 60 seconds - I can feel the muscle "let go" a bit in those last 10-15 seconds. But I think working out knots and adhesions in the calves will help even more. Use a massage stick, a Roll Recovery, or just a lacrosse ball to really dig in. I also roll my feet out regularly - I keep one of these on the ground
    4 points
  23. numero uno when she reads the sweet poetry of swc there is no way she will not fall for me brohan so look all am i sayin is do not say that i did not warn you take that to the bank bromigos
    4 points
  24. Okay. Just registered for 2 more 5ks in October. Going to train for more distance, but going for PRs in both of these. On track again for 12 races this year. Redemption.
    4 points
  25. People in Austin either walk or ride a penny-farthing.
    3 points
  26. Hey quit it, quit it, I mean it!  Okay, fine.
    3 points
  27. My wife is mystified at my constant use of focus on the league shtick.
    3 points
  28. 3 points
  29. This is the ignorant clowns one, right? I have a hard time believing GM would judge people by the color of their skin.
    3 points
  30. "I need to get laid... could you be a lamb and watch the kids?"
    3 points
  31. So I often turn on the game and leave it running when I'm driving into work. I can typically get maybe 1 km registered for eggs (and now for my buddy) on my commute into work. At a light this morning, I look down, and there he was in my tracker bar.....a big, fat, SNORLAX!! Only the 2nd one I've ever seen, and I'm on level 27. Pull off into sidestreet (legally!), and find a little gravely spot to park to determine my next move....and there it happened. He popped up on my screen! With question marks! Having only 8 balls left in my bag I knew I had to be careful. Threw him a raspberry, h
    3 points
  32. Sharpe ran most of his routes short and/or hurried in week one. He was disappointed in himself and pointed this out to Mularkey. Who does that? "Hey my routes weren't good coach" Earlier in the year he showed up hours early to a game to run practice routes on the field. The detail and "obsession" with his route running is surely going to pay off for this kid.
    3 points
  33. That wasn't a firework. That was homer's head exploding @Homer J Simpson
    3 points
  34. I think Marissa's first reaction will be that of shock when she realizes how many middle-aged losers there are on the internet.
    3 points
  35. OptaJohan ✔@OptaJohan 15 - Christian Pulisic of @BVB had more touches in the opposition box (15) than any other player in the MD1 of the CL. Prodigy.
    3 points
  36. Son, we live in a world that has neighbors, and those neighbors have to be guarded by men with hugs. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Poster Kanik? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Marisa, and you mock me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Marisa's hug, while overly sappy, probably saved the neighborhood; and my existence, while wimpy and incomprehensible to you, saves neighborhoods.
    3 points
  37. So does she like splenda?....if you know what I mean
    3 points
  38. i would like to add that during a recent in-person client meeting with about 50 people in the room... we all got introduced individually and said a little something about our experience and role, etc. this is a very button down business, people tend to be pretty personally conservative and staid. especially the client executives in the room at the time. when his turn came he did some ridiculous dance from Dumb and Dumber, yukked like an idiot cartoon character and threw in a couple yee-haw's. i've never been more ashamed and embarrassed to be witness to something as i was in that mo
    2 points
  39. How can United fans blame this one on Rooney?
    2 points
  40. Whether I agree with him or not, LawFitz brings some great info to the discussion. I would prefer to hear more info and analysis versus less.
    2 points
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