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  1. This is the same reason why your CIO had a 65-year-old secretary.
    16 points
  2. Good luck to @gruecd, @The Iguana, @Brony, @Osaurus and anyone else running this weekend!
    10 points
  3. Taking Coop to the Ducks' game tomorrow vs UCLA. I don't really care about the game much anymore (both teams suck) and the return of Chip Kelly is not nearly as intriguing as the local media has made it out to be. But I am looking forward to "forcing" my 14 year old son to spend some time with me. We're going to get down there early, hit a cool sports bar for burgers, watch some games on TV, then make the cool walk to the stadium (really awesome footbridge over the roaring Willamette river, cool forest with paths and then it opens up to the big yellow "O" of Autzen). Afterwards, we're goin
    9 points
  4. 9 points
  5. Ah yes. Let’s put a TV star with zero qualifications in the White House? What could go wrong?
    9 points
  6. We've got this special ed (very mild) kid that says the greatest things ever. He picks up this heavy padlock we use to secure our computer carts, sniffs it, and says "this smells like pure metal". Asks the guy that teaches next to me "for $10 million would you smoke a joint?" Out on the playground he approaches our principal and asks "Mr. Jones? Have you ever given your wife a massage?"
    8 points
  7. I don’t understand how any of this works, which makes me a good candidate for playing this, yes?
    7 points
  8. Trump was elected by people that fell for one cheap political move after another.
    6 points
  9. I think I'm fine with this. I know, I know, BUT WE DID IT WHEN WE WERE KIDS AND WE TURNED OUT OKAY! We also didn't use car seats, that doesn't mean they are a bad idea. I don't know, let's see if we can go a month without a school shooting and then we can talk about easing up on the overreactions.
    6 points
  10. Just finished this after my daughter watched it and recommended it. Here's something I hadn't picked up on that she told me:
    6 points
  11. This is my second greatest accomplishment. Thanks Bob!
    5 points
  12. Mod answer: Raspberry Beret, and kudos to the two people who got it. Point to Lambskin and Foos.
    5 points
  13. Our patience is just about worn out with people who are unwilling or unable to explain their thought processes in a way that might further understanding. Good bye.
    5 points
  14. Daffy Duck seemed like the obvious answer, but he sucks.
    5 points
  15. For those about to rock, we salute will shoot you!
    5 points
  16. Study the animals in your binoculars. After you study an animal then it will show a quality of 1-3 stars next to the animal name. For example '*** Pronghorn Buck'. You only want 3 stars, and you need to kill it in one shot, preferably in the head. There will be info about the animal after studying it, for a pronghorn buck it will say 'use a rifle for a clean kill'. I believe you hit R1 to get the info. Deadeye will help you see the critical spots to hit on the animals as well. So, short answer... only kill *** animals, with the right type of weapon using one head shot.
    5 points
  17. 1) My kid does dopey stuff all the time. Sometimes I wonder whether he was dropped as a baby. What he doesn't do is dishonest stuff. And yes, what these kids did was dishonest. 2) Let me clarify. These kids were being selfish little ####s. Whether they are selfish little ####s in all other aspects of their lives, I have no idea. 3) Explain to your kid why it was wrong? These kids know what they did was wrong. It's why they ran. I would absolutely condemn my kid for being a selfish little #### if he was caught doing this. Again, this is an issue of right and wrong. Wh
    5 points
  18. Sorry, Pundits, But You Have No Clue What Will Happen on Tuesday Stop refreshing the FiveThirtyEight model and go sign up to canvass, phone bank or poll watch this week. This isn't fantasy football. Your actions can actually make a difference in the elections, and in people's lives.
    5 points
  19. How does a person here illegally with no SS number get back tax money deducted ftom their check? The answer is they don't. In fact the Treasury and Social Security make billions a year in payments that are never claimed against from undocumented oeople. A little hole showing in your argument there.
    5 points
  20. Undocumented immigration is not an issue that affects most Americans in a negative way. Their presence here does not make you less safe. They do not make things more expensive for you- if anything, they make things cheaper. Theyre not going to take away your job, or raise your healthcare costs, or harm your kids education. They’re not going to rape you, or murder you. And the people that say they are are manipulating you so that you won’t focus on the issues that matter to your life.
    5 points
  21. This is all anyone should really need to know. Trump's administration commissioned this study, and when the results didn't fit their agenda they rejected its conclusions (without any basis) and buried it.
    5 points
  22. Bit the bullet and paid for an X-ray at the walk-in. Leg is still in pain when I walk. No fractures. They said it’s just a mild case of being a little b*###. We’ll see how my run goes in the morning.
    5 points
  23. We play them in a few weeks. I will have my kid cross check Roseblatt into the boards and stand over him yelling, That is for Otis mother ####er
    5 points
  24. a couple halloween back we put out one bowl with candy (people) and one bowl with bones (dog). so jimmy and me go do our trick of treating and when we get back the candy bowl was full but all them bones were gone. I look at jimmy like dang, can you believe it? we must have had like 50 dogs come over. later that night jimmy say he gotta meet someone. so I am sitting there watching pumpkinhead and I hear some growlin in the back yard. i look out and there is somethin happening at the back fence. I grab my night vision and I see it's jimmy, pabalo and couple other dog i never met. They was dividi
    5 points
  25. I don't know what a continental congress is, that there was a 2nd one, that they have delegates, what a delegate is, that they had more than one of them, or that the word "favorite" belongs in the question.
    4 points
  26. One thing about flying out of LAX I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.
    4 points
  27. Sorry, that was poorly stated. She's an undead creature who spends the bulk of her time at LAX.
    4 points
  28. Who’s telling me I’m cool? Like anything, whenever the gear heads start asking questions, it’s really just them trying to get an opening to talk about themselves. ”What year is that?” me: “It’s a 20...” ”I used to have a 1974 Cobra. That was back in HS and it was the best time in my life ever. I see you got that one in black.” me: “yeah, I thought abo...” ”Mine was cherry red and let me tell you... it was cherry HUR HUR HUR.”
    4 points
  29. Goal is to not go out too ####ing fast(!). I'm trying to keep my expectations in check: There are a LOT of runners for this. I'm in Wave 1, corral 1. Wife and kids are in wave 2, corral Q (yes, there are that many corrals). I'm walking the balance of getting there on time for wave 1 vs. not making this a miserable experience for wife and kids. If I miss the 7AM start for wave 1, I can always go later; but I've been warned that it gets really crowded. Good news/bad news - there is no race day packet, so I have to go to McCormick Place tomorrow to get bibs and swag, but at least I wo
    4 points
  30. Anyone saying Tyrion is 2nd needs to be disqualified immediately. WTF?
    4 points
  31. Bill Maher‏ @billmaher 8m8 minutes ago This week was the 80th anniversary of Orson Welles' "War of the Worlds" broadcast that made panicky, gullible people believe an "invasion" was under way - thank god something like that couldn't happen today!
    4 points
  32. Full participant today.
    4 points
  33. In my defense, I'm usually so drunk I can barely remember my own name, let alone any football players.
    4 points
  34. I love Marvin Gaye's What's Going On album. He didn't back down when Berry Gordy expressed his displeasure of him wanting to make a protest record. He continued to work on this concept he had, and when he played the first single for Gordy, Gordy told him that he thought the song, "What's Going On'", was the worst thing he had ever heard in his life. Motowns Quality Control Dept. hated it too. Gordy refused to release the single, but Harry Balk (who worked for Motown) loved it, and he released 100,000 copies of it behind Gordy's back. It sold so fast that he released another 100,000, and m
    4 points
  35. out of these two it is the mustang and it is not really close but you dont have mopar in there so the whole thread is meaningless anyhow and while you dorks are fighting ford chevy ill be the guy taking the papershakers to the dance in my charger take that to the bank bromigos
    4 points
  36. I've started compiling. I'm through 6 submissions, and it's already apparent I'm wrong about this.
    4 points
  37. Yeah, I’m not understanding all the shade Otis is getting. It is not uncommon for people to leave bowls out in our neighborhood (we’ve done it before and plenty of our friends have as well) and I’ve never heard of a group of kids emptying the entire bowl into their bags. Sure, you know it’s always a possibility, but I don’t understand why everyone is so accepting of it. If that were my kid, I’d want to know so that I could punish him for being a selfish little ####. But I am confident that that would never be my kid, because, well, I raised him to not be a selfish little ####. Also, the k
    4 points
  38. Sometimes I wonder why Thursday night football exists, then I realize I’m still watching this game. Bravo Goodell
    4 points
  39. thery are really just a #1 receiver and stud pash rusher away from being respectible......oh
    4 points
  40. Oddly, giving a guy a 10-year $100M deal and then ####canning him in Year 1 would be the most Raiders move ever.
    4 points
  41. Raiders absolutely getting taken to the woodshed by skill-position players I’ve never heard of, and I play in some deeeeep leagues. “Embarrassing” doesn’t begin to describe it.
    4 points
  42. Turns out the 49ers have 3 QBs better than any that are on the Bills.
    4 points
  43. Looks like Mullens Wikipedia page has been updated. "Nicholas Clayton Mullens (born March 21, 1995) is the owner of the Oakland Raiders of the National Football League (NFL)."
    4 points
  44. I just want to go on record here that i told everyone to avoid the Raiders D/ST this week despite the potentially sexy matchup.
    4 points
  45. Trick or treat started at 6:00 PM and it ends here at 8:00 PM. It was sprinkling at 6:00 but we still had a TON of kids in our neighborhood so I'm giving out like 5 pieces of candy plus a little bag of cheese balls to everyone. By 7:30 we had a giant bowl of candy and cheese balls still left over (wifey bought a TON of candy this year.) Anyway, it's getting late, it's pouring raining and no-one is showing up and I really don't need the candy. So about 7:45 two kids show up, a brother and a sister, and Dad is with them and Dad looks absolutely beat. My wife notices the kids have hardly any
    4 points
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