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Sex Record Voice: Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE.
[big Jim Slade bursts through the door]
Sex Record Voice: Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off!
[big Jim carries the woman away]
Sex Record Voice: Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
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