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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mom jumped on one in '72. -
Bracie Smathers replied to the thread Have we done top suspense scenes from movies?.One of the greatest movie scenes ever with slow building suspense to a breaking point. Perfection. L.A. Confidential (3/10) Movie CLIP -...
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.“DO NOT TOUCH” must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.Did you know that it was exactly one year ago today?
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners."I saw a pair of knickers today – on the front it said, 'I would do anything for love' and on the back it said 'but I won't do that.'" –...
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.I can make birds levitate, but no one cares. -Stephen Wright
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus? - Mitch Hedberg
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners."I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. Long story short, I’m covering for Debbie this weekend." -- Paula Poundstone
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners."You can bring a horticulture but you can't make her drink." - Dorothy Parker
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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.' -Yogi Berra
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.My date was upset I didn't open her car door for her, but I was busy swimming to the surface. - Emo Phillips
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.“I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.” -- Mitch Hedberg
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Bracie Smathers replied to the thread One liners.A baby seal walks into a club...
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More Jack Handey “If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.”...
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"My hotel's towels were so thick I could barely close my suitcase"
