Recent content by BretWeir

I think the first was "Mr. Soprano"

"Remember Pearl Harbor"

Sorry.What is Tony Soprano's son's name?

What advice does Paulie give to Tony B. when he finds out he's going into business with a Korean?

I asked my wife: "Let's say you joined and gym and they gave you a t-shirt that said 'under construction'. Then I said to you 'Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?'. How would you react to that?" She said "I'd probably just ingore you because that's a really lame joke...you're...

Yeah, ok.Things that you could have said that would have been funnier AND gotten you in Dutch with the wife: "Under construction would explain why your butt looks like 2 bags of Quik-crete." "Well your backyard is big enough for a pool."

If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.