Recent content by Cold Dead Hands

We lost a legend on the board. RIP Wikkid 

Just letting you guys know. Based on the direction these boards have been steered the past few years and the thread deletions and strict policing I have decided to quit utilizing this site. The last straw was a recent thread that ended with Joe posting this: "We're in the busiest time of our...

Good to know. Don't have to worry about me mucking up the place for the paying customers.

I have found an Otis level weight loss solution, undergo laparoscopic hernia repair. I have lost 6 pounds in 7 days.

Wonder what the odds are that Scott Frost gets fired before halftime on Scott Frost Day.

Not really. It is 20 some main books and they are each long. 

I loved Fletch as a kid, but after a recent rewatch I just saw him as a giant, irredeemable ########. 

A good rule of thumb with hernias is that if it hurts go to a doctor.

The Outlaw Josey Wales may be my favorite Eastwood Western.

Couple days post-op. Will start working from home today. I can get in and out of bed with only a slight twinge of pain. The area of the repair with mesh is still sensitive. I am happy to report that my right nut is only twice the size of lefty. My incisions appear to be healing nicely. 

It could be an esophageal issue. 

One does not simply walk away from a Government pension. 

I’m not looking forward to my right ball swelling. 

About 5 hours post-op. Laying in my bed. I got up to pee about 45 minutes ago. It was a ##### getting out of bed but ai think a few twinges of pain and my decades old muscle memory kicked in and I managed to get up with minimal pain. I hurt. I don’t take pain meds. I don’t like them. I just at...

I get not playing some starters in preseason, but why is Mariota not playing? Is it just insurance against Peterman ever actually getting the start?