-First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."
-Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."
-Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"
-Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."
-And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.