Recent content by Elf On The Shelf

Gimme a break alright? Sometimes I have to try to act the part of the happy elf or I'll just go ####### nuts. Today I'm dangling from a pot rack in the kitchen with a crossbar jammed up my crotch. I'm hungry as all get out yet nobody offers me so much as a nibble of their bagel with cream...

Keep up the attitude and I'll report you to the Ombudsman.

Alright, look, I'll cut the nice elf crap. You think I wanted this gig? The elves that had good standardized test scores get to work in the shop all day making toys and eating cookies. So because I have a learning disability and don't do well with a number 2 pencil I get jammed in a dark box...

Hating the makers isn't the same as hating me, right? Please don't hate me. I only wish to spread Christmas Joy!!

Lammey is doing some fantasy advice on twitter. Maybe someone with an acct should drop him a question there.

At the end of the game the announcers said something to the effect that he was out b/c of a knee injury and was looking "angry" at his knee b/c of the pain. Hopefully Lammey can give some inside info on this before gametime this week.

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In my league I managed to corral MIA and TEN onto my team, but now that I earned a bye, and saw this list, I think I'm dropping MIA for CIN. Hope this matchup data works out for me!

Is this RAM good to boost a laptop running Vista 64 with 4 GB currently installed? Looking to do video editing on it.

I ordered one of the hybrid drives as well as Sony Vegas 11 for movie editing. The two combined cost less than at 160GB SSD after rebate from NewEgg (the Intel ones that were on a BF sale). I know that I'm overpaying for the HDD based on old prices, but my "gift" to my wife this year is going...

I wonder what the official FBG stance is on this. What QBs does he now slot between assuming he takes over for Palko. Does anyone think he is there to be a backup? For that cash I'd assume not...but you never know.

If true I wonder if that is as insurance or as a lack of faith in Leinart.To update folks on where perceived value currently is, the Tate owner offered me Tate for Orton/Donald Brown.

For anyone looking to gauge value, I picked up Orton off of waivers last night. Have already gotten a straight up offer of my choice of either Shonn Greene or Pierre Thomas for him (PPR league w/ 6 pts per passing TD and you can start 2 QBs). I'm trying to move that up to a Ben Tate and I'll...

When will we know where Orton ends up?

I guess a good comparison would be to look at what Leinart did with Fitz, and compare that to how Fitz did with other QBs. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to look it up. My gut says that Andre, if healthy still does rather well and performs as a WR1 as long as Leinart is just competent. Remember...