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ME TOO WHY NOT!?!?!

RANDALL MAGNUM IS DA BOMB!!DID HE AT LEAST PLAY IN THE REGULAR SEASON?!?!

KATHY IRELAND!?!?!

AVAILABLE!!: ONE SHREWD TALENT-EVALUATING, PITCHING SAVVY MONKEY!! NOT BLIND, BUT OTHERWISE HANDICAPPED!! AND I LOVE THE CRACK!!!SIGN ME UP, BIATCHES!!

THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU ARE PUSANI'S!!!

AVAILABLE: WORLD LEADER!! EXPERIENCE: TOOK ANIMAL KINGDOM BY STORM!! TRAINED OTHER ANIMALS SUCH AS PUFFERFISH TO BE DEATH MACHINES!! LED TEAM OF ANIMALS TO CONQUER ANIMAL KINGDOM IN 8x8 DEATH MATCH FORMAT, DESPITE HAVING ONLY ONE ARM!! IMMEDIATELY SLAUGHTERED 7 TEAMMATES!! LEADERSHIP...

YOU JACKHOLES THINK YOU CAN WIN AN 8 ON 8 DEATH MATCH, WHEN HALF OF YOU HAVE QUIT DURING THE DRAFT BECAUSE YOUR FEELING WERE HURT???!!!

LUNCH FOR ORCA?!?! JESTER THAT'S FUNNY!!I'M SO CLUTCH, THEY CALL ME FINGERMONEY!!

WELL YOU MORONS ARE LUCKY I'VE BEEN STUCK IN MEETINGS AND ALSO BUSY WITH SOME "ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT" ON THE PUFFERFISH!! YOU'VE BEEN TALKING SOME ILL ADVISED SMACK ABOUT THE FINGERMONKEY WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE!! I WOULD HAVE COME AND KNAWED OFF YOUR FACES IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH PITIFUL, WORTHLESS...

TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE: I RIP EACH OF THAT THINGS LIMBS FROM IT'S TORSO!! I RIP IT'S HEAD FROM THE NECK. I PLUG EACH OF THE LOWLAND GORILLA AND BLACK PANTHER'S NOSTRILS WITH A LIMB, AND SHOVE A HEAD/TORSO DOWN EACH OF THEIR GULLETS!!!! SAYONARA KITTY!! HASTA LA VISTA PITUITARY CASE!!! LATER...

CUZ IT'S PLURAL, DUMBASSES!!!

YOUR PITIFUL GROVELLING IS USELESS. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER DEAD BODY IN THE WAKE OF FINGERMONKEY!!

HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, BONEHEAD: A FINGER MONKEY WAS DRAFTED 1.8!!!

COUNT ME IN!!!HERE'S MY RESUME, JERK!!!: I'M 3.6 INCHES OF MAN MEAT!!! I AM EXTRAORDINARILY GOOD-LOOKING, AND KNOW AN UGGER WHEN I SEE ONE!!! I HAVE ONE GOOD ARM, AND WILL USE IT TO POINT OUT THE MOST HIDEOUS OF THE HIDEOUS!!! AND YOU WON'T BE CODDLING, HUH?!?! LIKE I HAVEN'T FACED YOU...

WAS THAT A SHOT AT ME?!?! BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A SHOT AT ME!?!?!? I DEMAND SUPPORT FROM WITHIN THE ORGANIZATION, CHUMPY!!!