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Peyton Manning

10. Gave myself a point for Impossible Burger as I've had a few Beyond Burgers and I figure in the spirit of things they're pretty much the same

Man, $10k seems like an awfully small bankroll to be flipping houses with. You must have access to some pretty crazy financing options.

My Italian inlaws see what you did here.

They're great for travel too as they are super comfortable for long periods on your feet and slip off and on with ease. No shoe I wear gets noticed more than my Cole Haans.

AFCdom?

I tried an Ove Glove once but even the XL seems like it's made for little old ladies. Takes me 5 minutes to put on and take off. Much easier just to use a kitchen towel.

Just use a kitchen towel, Nancy.

I broke my pointer toe a few years ago when I fell down the stairs when I missed a step carrying a ladder, a drill, a beer, and a few other things. (Did not spill a drop of beer, BTW.) Hurt for a few days but nothing some Advil couldn't fix. When my kid yanks on it, that one is a bit more...

Fifty percent of the time it works every time.

"Patient dead after poop transplant goes wrong" Can we get some examples of when poop transplants have gone right?

Just buy one of those reconditioning kits from the auto parts store. It takes about an hour but makes your vehicle look easily three years newer.

See now the stress/anxiety diagnosis. 

#### dude. Glad it's not the heart. Did they figure it out though?

Uninstalled a long time ago. Sorry.