Recent content by johnnycakes

They use a Dremel tool and some nitrous.

“Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.” ~ Dale Carnegie

I'm thinking that's exactly what happened.

They must have heard you're really just a bottom-feeder, chet!

Speaking of dentistry as well as the official FBG cheapskate, whatever happened to The Dentist?

Implant all the way... those bridges put stress on the adjacent teef. Maybe if you were elderly with only a few years to live, I'd go with a bridge, but if you still have some punishment left in store for you, go with the implant. That said, I remember quite a few years ago I had a toof that...

Hey, Chief, if someone else has used an SSN you are trying to use, that is identity theft. Be prepared for the IRS to issue you an IP PIN. You need to file your return, and probably hers, on paper with Form 14039...

Welp, then there was the time Fred Brown threw the ball to James Worthy in the final seconds of the 1982 NCAA basketball championship. The Bill Bucker of hoops. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxBMwNqGIFs

Mystic Pizza.

I believe this is your best post evah!

I'd rather read one of Mike Barnicle's plagarized columns.

I love(d) the interactions between Archie and the Jeffersons... George, Lionel, and Henry. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. Exhibit C. And the episode with Sammy Davis Jr. is an all-time classic. Exhibit D.

They must not have given you magnesium citrate then. Or their own powdered concoction, which was only very slightly less objectionable. I've been on a 3-year schedule with these colonoscopies ever since my first one, when the doctor referred to me as a "polyp factory". I welcome something...

My next colonoscopy is due in March of 2024. The last few colonoscopies I had, I had to swallow some of the most vile liquids known to man. I am wondering, has anyone here tried any of the new bowel prep drugs? Sutab? Suflave?? How did it work out?

I never noticed if she was lip syncing or not. I was too busy admiring how great she looks at what... 77? More tap-worthy than most 40 year-olds!