Recent content by ProstheticRGK

Great signing. Used the 5th year option and 3-year extension. avg $22.5M per year! $51M guaranteed. Go Howie, Go Birds!

There's an ad on youtube now, from Kohl's. Yeah... Kohl's, where my mom used to bargain shop. Lady, probably 40ish, modelling an underwear and bra set. She is quite comely. I have 2 reactions watching it: 1. That shouldn't be a random commercial on your tube. Avert yer eyes, sinner. 2. It moved...

I wonder if it's like cilantro. You know how to some people, cilantro tastes like soap? Maybe some people have the gene that makes these seaweed snacks smell/taste like a ho house at low tide. The Stuff that's wrapped around sushi rolls, I never ever had a problem with.

Opeta- nutshell He’s a guy. He is solid enough to play as a back-up for a couple games. Not a starter. Better in pass pro than run.

It was a bad move.

yes. They are both the right answer.

Trading for Pickett is a non-story. They needed a back-up and got value. All Eagles fans understand, if Pickett is starting 3-4 games, it’ll make last year’s collapse look like a Superb Owl win. I wanna see: Reddick get re-negotiated. Smitty get a new contract extension Justin Simmons signed...

But, he’s not getting married in the Church, right? It couldn’t be, if she wan’t willing to provide proof of divorce and go thru the Chirch’s anullment process. So, it’s not even a union consummated by the sacrament of marriage, in the eyes of the church. Last ditch effort- buy him an escort...

Or leave their cart in the middle of the aisle and walk away to go mull over whether to get Dorito’s Cool Ranch or Dinamita! flavor. Just get both, fatty. Everyone know ms you’re going to already.

I think I speak for all Eagle fans when I say: I hope Pickett sees rhe field A LOT this coming year. The entire 4th Qtr of 10-12 games amd the starting Week 17 and 18, after Home Field is locked up.

One time I used a micro-exfoliating wascloth my wife had in the bathroom to wash my face. That’s about the extent of it. I hate the lip filler stuff. Always looks like somebody tried to eat some shellfish they knew would give them anaphalaxis. I have never seen a subtle lip-filler job. Always...

Toddlers with Agency is the name of my punk band, we do punk polka covers. It’s also how I internally refer to every ETOH/meth withdrawal patient that gets admitted to ICU. Seemed a propos here. Sorry, brother. That is rough.

Ozempic might be better, but Jardience makes me wanna dance. Not well, but just dance like I had a 3rd grade teacher with no background in dance choreograph something fat people can do to an annoying jingle.

Herbalz in your mouth- 3rd Bass

You got herbalz in yo mouth. Oh, sorry, that was 3rd Bass