Recent content by Ser Ulric

I happened to catch this show after pillaging and setting fire to a peasant encampment near my hut. WITCHES, ALL OF THEM, I SAY!  I liked the show quite a bit, though, methinks! Verily! Ser Bravely, however, was NOT a fan -- where are all the horses and mares he kept neighing! Ha! He slays me...

One thousand thanks to you, sire. You're both wise and noble beyond your years. May your fiddle be forever wet and your bloodlust be forever satiated! TO ARMS!

Ah, m'lords and wenches, FINALLY there is a movie that both my mount and I can enjoy as one. So very many fine looking steeds and mares in this. Alas, Ser Bravely just won't stop neighing about it -- shut up you blubbering fool, I can barely sleep -- HO HO! I speak the truth of it to you...

M'lord, does this wench happen to have a mare? If so it's quite simple, indeed. Simply bring over your own steed and offer her a horn of ale as you both watch the mounting. My own horse, Ser Bravely, has gotten my fiddle wet more times than I can count. Verily, friend! HO HO!

LET THE MEAD FLOW FREELY, M'LORD'S. HO HO!

What is this vile sorcerous tongue? Explain yourself, knave!