Recent content by Slinger

Blessed be the fruit.

There's not a show on Animal Planet called Pit Bulls & Actuaries.

I want to see her sneeze in slow motion.

The federal government is no longer forcing everyone to buy their version of health insurance.  The horror. The "Affordable" Care Act will take some time to fix.

That sucks. Someone give this man a roofie or two.

Online, the community of Hell Itch sufferers has agreed on only one surefire treatment: A constant regimen of boiling hot showers until the itch subsides. Have you tried this?

It was a great pick.  Most 6th rounders don't make it to Week 1.  Even less make it beyond the first year.  If the charge is bogus, they get a 1st round talent in the 6th.  If he's guilty, the opportunity-cost isn't significant. From a public-relations perspective it was wise for Sashi Brown to...

Trump voters work.  

Going to have to replay this Ivanka speech in slow-mo.

:lol: Great story. Thanks for sharing.

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The title of the article might as well read, '9-year Old Fatally Victimized to Political Correctness'. All dogs don't kill people. But those that do are pitbulls. Act accordingly. Pass laws accordingly. Still waiting on that death-by-chihuahua article. That coroner report from the deadly pug...

Until you stop going to the McDonald's of the world, you're not serious about losing weight.

It was my first time too. I'm glad we did it.

Send her mail daily for 8 days. Each letter with 1 word drawn in blood (or write it in ink, if that's more your style): STOP. GIVING. PEOPLE. MY. ADDRESS. AND. PHONE. NUMBER.