Recent content by Sockmonkey

Excellent. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Crap on a cracker, man, it's been half a decade. Surely that's worth something.

update?

Hey, that would have worked if only they'd been able to get a spherical frictionless chicken.

There's an Aggie joke in this somewhere

HV Sockmonkey Ranch, Burnt Orange Blush. My family label. Light, crisp, citrusy, summer wine.

Meh. Makers with coke is good.Jack Single Barrel is better. It's a sipper.

The wifey is a Vanderbilt educated engineer with big hooters, Angelina Jolie lips, and she drinks whiskey on the rocks. Do you really think I'm going to let her out around FBG's? Even you Bentley, who poses no perceivable threat, you lilly-wristed, umbrella drink pansy man.(I'm sorry. I'm...

That's some good Jack. I have kept myself honest and not pilfered my wife's birthday gift of Single Barrel and I entertain that as one of my life's great accomplishments over the last few months. Perhaps she will someday finish it. I encourage it as much as I can. She gets frisky after a...

Mimi Rogers in Full Body Massage. Bobbitybobbitybobbitybobbity And anything Virginia Madsen. Still have a movie crush on her.

Just finished a bottle of Becker Vineyards Iconoclast Cab. Probably the best Texas wine I've had. Very, very good.

Heating the pool can run $250 / month. I leave mine chilly because I like what it does to the wife's jubblies. In a hot summer the heat sucks chlorine out and you can run through ~$75/month in chems.

Hell, with 1977 he's cutting off Rooster Cogburn. The man has no taste.

Yes. And that put him at odds with the Sykes-Picot Agreement between Britain and France. Of course it's the only thing that could have worked, so good on him.

Oh I'm not arguing the empire's organization, advancement, and military skills (though by 1916 the Young Turk party was a welcome change.) No, I mean the Ottoman Turks were like a nut blister to Western Europe. They were a major pain, and for a loooong time looked like they were set to sweep...