Recent content by StopTradingMeTebow

3 of the 5 he'll have run in for TD's. Andre Brown will finish with 28 yards on 2 carries.

This was a lower $$$$ league I was in (not my game, it was the 4th vs 1st place bracket), but... First place finisher had Stafford (not great, right?) Fourth place finisher had Pitta and Akers. Score before the final Detroit drive in the last minute...First place was ahead 103.21 to 102.33...

I need to find time to roll a BIG FATTY. Made it to the finals in 37.5% of my leagues. Started off like a bad yeast infection with the Thursday night game but ended like a Vagisil smoothie. So yeah, I need some serious freakydoo to celebrate. That's what I need tonight. GOOD LUCK TO ALL IN...

Efff man, I started him in 9 of my leagues tonight and my sphincter is clenched so tight, I'm splitting atoms. Manning and Moreno are not delivering so far so that is killing me, but this dude has saved so many of my teams. Even if I go down, keep it going brother. You're the MVP of my season...

I loved tonight's game. It was painful for many but it was literally scripted for a FF orgy! Made the playoffs with him in one league I only needed a few points in, and two others teams in other leagues lost to me because of the disaster - one resulted in another playoff birth! Makes up for...

With what is happening in Miami, I'm wondering if their D will bust teeth or not, in a rage-against-the-world mentality. Problem is, it could also cause a loss of focus from all the distractions. Since I grabbed Arizona and Indy in leagues that had them, I'm thinking the Giants I grabbed in...

This really shriveled my nut sack. Like many in here, on some teams that require 3 wides, I was somewhat proud of a cobbled together choir of Blackmon, Allen, and Boykin. Yes, I'd like to have had Cobb, Julio, and Bowe back in up in thar. For obvious reasons, the latter isn't feasible...

Ahhh sh|t, I was pretty into this thread but now I think OP Soulfly3 (two others??) might be a troll. We all know Walmart greeters don't even say Hi Hi to half (.500) of the people that walk in. Dammit, I've been had.

I'm not from around these here parts... ...but if I didn't know any better, I'd say this here has all the markings of a Hall of Fame post. The tears flowed in unbridled rivers at the loss of your team. ಠ_ಠ

*stares at boarding pass* *stares at fantasy line-up in a few leagues* *starts to walk towards train...* -- plot twist -- *lays down on tracks*

I'm rolling with him in 5 different $$$ leagues. Partly because of little choice, partly because all year I've banked on the "proven, can't miss" elite studs who've done worse than unknown rookies. So yeah, I'll roll the dice. It quite literally can't get worse than some of the other big...

...do you put your $$$ on Tate or Vereen for value (production) the rest of the season? We've already seen lost value on where we thought players like Gronk would come back (though hopefully he pays owners back in triplicate now). With Tate having 1,281 cracked ribs, I'd normally say go with...

He'll have the most targets of any WR this week. BAREEEEV EET!

I had the Titans on like 7 or so teams. Decided to get cute and started Tampa Bay. It still feels like 3rd year prison rape with some 400 grit sand added as lube. Luckily it was over anyway with the injury to Cobb and Shorts on half my teams. No, I just checked. It feels like 200 grit sand.

I LOVE THIS! YES BABY, YES! He now fits in on my roster along with David Wilson, Julio, Cobb, Shorts, and Spiller (not technically hurt, though might as well be). I was going to trade for Gronk to really compete but with this news, I'm look the SEKSIE!