Recent content by The Situation

The Shore knows things.::cuelostsoundtrack::

:mellow: It's hysterical.

The crew was on The Jay Leno Show tonight, doing the Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars. :::Leno shows a picture of Muammar Qaddafi::: Jay: Can anyone identify this man? Schnickahz: LIONEL RICHIE!!!

Some people just can't handle The Situation. They wanna think they know, but they don't. It's indescribable. You see it, and you know The Situation. But after, you're like wow what just happened? Then you're not in The Situation anymore. But you wanna be, because you wanna be able to...

Gettin' the skanks all up on his jock, that's what. :fistpump:

how does a WR's knowledge of game plan come into consideration? the play gets called, he runs his route or blocks his assignment. what am i missing?

Yeah, you'd think they'd have some understudies or some #### on call.

Rice, not at all - it may even hurt him.Berrian, just a smidge.Despite really needing Harvin for this game, I'm not expecting a lot given their opponent.

Likewise. He powered through it before, and I think he will again.

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Elaine woulda been proud.

a little chubby-chasin' is good for the soul.

t's like watching National Geographic with punch lines. You get to see something completely foreign to you, in it's natural state. Instead of being fascinated by the fact that some tribe in Africa inserts 12 inch plates into their lips, you're fascinated by why some dude thinks it's cool to get...

Domino's Pulls Advertising from Jeresy Shore They must be worried that their authentic Italian image is at risk.

You can't expect Guidos to think too hard on the computer. We're more about chicks and beer. By the way, your name is The Sausage Party.