xenu

I was about to be deposed from power, so I devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from my dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", I defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to me. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, I summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s.

good times.