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Ignoramus

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  1. #### dude. Glad it's not the heart. Did they figure it out though?
  2. Nice try, pal. No way I'm clicking that link just so you can punch me.
  3. When I was in Basic Training we had this goofy dude that was always ####### up, Private Smith. Drill Sergeant would say "Right Face!" and Smith would be the only dude to turn left. #### like that. Every night in the barracks we had to rotate guard duty. It was like a two hour shift where a couple of guys had to be awake in case there was a fire or something. You'd do your 2 hours and then wake up the next guy. It was assigned on a rotational basis but you could also get it if you ####ed up. I maybe had it twice in the eight weeks. Smith being a perpetual ####up had guard duty every. Singl
  4. I think I posted my story in there of how I unwittingly ended up at one with Mrs. Igno. We were getting separate massages so she's in the next room. My massage started all normal until the lady told me to lie on my back and then started rubbing down there a lot. She would move up to my neck and shoulders every once in a while and then back downstairs. She must have gone back and forth like five or six times. I was so shocked I just laid there the whole time until she gave up. Mrs. Igno said it was the best massage she'd ever had, and even insisted we tip her masseur an extra $50.
  5. Lady I work with's husband died of an infected ingrown toenail that turned him septic.
  6. Now it's cleared out. Tell me more about these Brut IPAs. Any good?
  7. I feel like I scrolled through twenty pages of stupid and never saw the one reply you were referencing. @Memphis Foundry So I posted this earlier but when I go to reply to thread (not quote a new post) this still appears in my reply box. And again...
  8. I feel like I scrolled through twenty pages of stupid and never saw the one reply you were referencing. @Memphis Foundry So I posted this earlier but when I go to reply to thread (not quote a new post) this still appears in my reply box.
  9. I feel like I scrolled through twenty pages of stupid and never saw the one reply you were referencing.
  10. So sorry to hear all the #### going on, Damon. Really sucks. At least we're getting close to baseball season.
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