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Ignoramus

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  1. Had lunch the other day with a real conservative guy and the subject of the NRA and their spending during the election came up. First, he couldn't understand what they might have hoped to achieve by spending $30M in advertising (he's in sales, btw). When Butina came up and her potentially funneling money from Russia, he paused and said... "I can't wait til they finally investigate The Clinton Foundation." I was without speech.
  2. Saw a link on my car financing company, Ally, for those affected. Glad that's happening but ####ty that it comes to that.
  3. Yep. Appears my knee jerk reaction was off-base.
  4. Good. They own this shutdown and they should own this vote. There's more to this bill than I initially knew.
  5. Republican House + Republican Senate + Republican President = Shutdown "I will own the shutdown" "It's all the Democrats' fault!"
  6. Mods, please remove my vote from this stupid pole. TIA
  7. No way, me farting silently in the office bathroom clearly counts as farting "in front of my wife."
  8. What do I choose if she farts (everyone does) but not in front of me?
  9. Just make it into one question. How often does your wife fart in front of you? Monthly Weekly Daily Multiple times per day Never
  10. Neat pole. No, my wife is not a disgusting savage. I, on the other hand...
  11. With some companies it is. I had to take vacation but got to spend about three weeks at home with the new baby. It was great. Big O&G companies have started giving new fathers 4 weeks that they can take in the first year in one-week blocks. Some are probably more generous.
  12. Does @pantagrapherhang out here? Saw on the tweeters that you're in Houston next week. Let me know if you want to grab beers or need any recommendations.
  13. Same thing happened with mine. Lady hands me the cup and I ask if there's a room or something. She says "There's a public restroom by the elevators."
  14. Trump: “I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively,” Trump said. “I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall.” Supporters: "Of course he didn't mean a wall and of course he didn't mean that Mexico would pay for it." Michael Scott: "It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
  15. We have a system in place for this. Put it to a vote in the House and Senate. If it's so popular people will vote for it.
  16. If anyone is trying to find it on their favorite podcast app, search for "Bag Man" (with the space). Some apps are obviously smarter than others but the two I use (Spotify and Podcast Addict) did not bring it up at first when I searched for "Bagman".
  17. They are probably just trying to be more Christ-like.
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