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Ignoramus

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  1. No shtick, I just shared this with a coworker yesterday. I've watched it at least 20 times over the years and still die every time.
  2. It had better not be more than one #######ed page long unless you've split the atom and have been published in Good Housekeeping.
  3. I was in the Army with a guy from New Hampshire named Tad Askew. Actually true.
  4. Mine is caught completely off-guard EVERY TIME when the server asks what she'd like to drink.
  5. I did the 10 game Bobble head package but looks like the only overlap with your dates is the 6/23 game. Hoping they do another screaming deal over the summer... last year I twice was able to buy 10+ game deals for $100. I'm sure attendance will be higher this season though.
  6. Pretty much the same thing happened to me the other day. Amazon package showed up with a new can opener in it and my wife showed me where our old one was... totally in the wrong drawer. Luckily Amazon is good about returns.
  7. My Wrangler has been in the shop going on three straight weeks now (evidently parts are on their way from Jupiter) so I have zero sympathy.
  8. People have funny stereotypical preconceived ideas about places. I have been asked more than once in a non-joking manner by non-Texans if we ride horses to work.
  9. Trying to figure out what a "###### without a #####" could even be.
  10. Yeah, saw that as I was scrolling through. Mine was still funnier so I left it.
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