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Limp Ditka

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Limp Ditka last won the day on September 16 2016

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  1. It can be terrifying. I had moments where I just made him pull the car over and switch with me because of the dumb #### he was doing. Told him that driving was more than likely the only time in his life when he'll have the lives of others in his hands and that he better take it seriously because that's not something he wants to live with if it goes wrong. He's gotten to the point that he was pretty good around town and have no problem with him driving. However, he's 18 now, been licensed for about a year and a haf and still give a mumble 'thanks' to myself each time he gets home safely. F
  2. Honestly? Is this panel of students supposed to be the shining examples of what the student body is and not the idiots ditching class and vaping weed behind the gym? If so, I think you need to have a little chat with yourself about where your children are being educated, because the results suck
  3. Your son willing to schtoop the teacher once or twice? Nothing like a good teacher / student sex romp coming to light to ruin someone's life
  4. So black and white works in some instances and not others? F that, burn the whole thing down. School board, here you come.
  5. Honestly, I'd just jump all the way to the principal / dean about the NHS stuff. F the teacher and the advisor. Show someone with an ounce of brains the evidence that his requests were refuted and him not getting 3 hours was obviously not due to lack of effort. I'd be doing everything I can make their lives even just a little bit more difficult.
  6. The daughter thing will blow over. Sucks, but lesson learned about trusting people with their word. The black and white crap that the advisor is falling back on is a pathetic snapshot of what our culture has become. Policies like that are in place because, sadly, we either don't allow people to think for themselves or hire people that are simple incapable of doing it. Its maddening.
  7. I'll take 'You'll never hear them say this' for $800, Alex Who is @Homer J Simpson?
  8. Well I deuced right after lunch, so really no need for investigation there. Just went to pee and had a bit of trouble finding me way out of the boxers. Ended up pulling it out of a leg hole because I'm a busy man
  9. I didn't do a deep dive, but there's a distinct possibility that I put my underwear on backwards this morning.
  10. Its not like you're looking at the ground when walking through the store. If you haven't been in one before, they have shelves and these shelves have products that the retailer would like you to buy on them. The whole exercise kind of takes your attention away from the floor itself.
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