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Showing a little cleavage is how women advertise that they are receptive to mating. This is a real time-saver for the busy executive. The office becomes similar to a produce market, with glistening, heaving melons displayed under fluorescent lights. The businessman picks one up and sniffs it. “Nice”, he says. And he’s right, it is nice. It’s boobs.

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This dirtbag has his compound in the woods about 1/8 mile from my house. Crazy old coot with his grubby little shop selling vintage KKK crap, right in the middle of town next to craft burger joints and dog salons.

A receiver at his workout got a job with Washington 😂

Something horrible happened to her on a bike, so that’s why she’s terrified to ride the thing. She didn’t want to hurt her husband’s feelings so she just sucked it up. Soon she became addicted to that adrenaline rush of facing her fears, and other high-risk activities followed. The pills, the random hookups with strangers...but always, the Peloton was there waiting for her afterward. Second act is a bit fuzzy but I’m thinking she definitely ends up shooting the husband. Maybe the daughter grows up to be a Peloton instructor.

I wear it under my sweatpants on long road trips. My wife can’t even hear it if the radio is on.

Would you say that you have any particular favorite type of bird?

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

My landlord discovering I’m actually heterosexual and living in sin with my two young female roommates.

I was deathly terrified of cops from the time I was 3 or 4 years old. I assumed adults got arrested constantly and had to argue themselves out of prison.

Should’ve been Tiger, Fowler, Koepka & Justin Thomas imo. Would be fun to listen to the banter between Tiger and the younger guys, and it would be a lot more competitive.

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Anyone else get a little hungry looking at that thing? It kinda looks like a thanksgiving turkey.