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  1. At the Chinese restaurant whenever they say, "Haven't seen ya' in a while!" I always say "I've been looking for a better place! What STINKS in here?!"
  2. wow dude ####### funny #### I forgot about that ####
  3. espn still garbage right? haven't been keeping up or watching much sports. you didn't have to make that the entire halftime show though
  4. I'm about to simulate a couple Madden 2004 games if anybody needs action and wants to get down.
  5. Haha. Y'all are good sport's. I don't know, man. I've seen some things, man. And some stuff, too. Not sure I'd recommend it.
  6. It probably sux because it's just me swiping thru matchbox. because of my ex box. It might be really loud. How has everyone been? Are you guys staying out of trouble.
  7. The Bond girls in Connery’s movies - though alluring - were stereotyped. But not Moneypenny. She was his boss' secretary, with whom Connery carried on an unrequited flirtation. “Moneypenny," Connery says in their first moment in Doctor No, "what gives?" "I do,” she says, “given an ounce of encouragement." But she had enough propriety to hold back. Paradoxically, that made her Connery’s longest relationship in the films, outlasting his Bond girl flings. "Flattery will get you nowhere," she told him at one point. "But don't stop trying." He didn’t, and yet the two understood that if things went too far, it would jeopardize what they had, and both valued it too much to mess it up.
  8. Did you ever want to do it with Miss Moneypenny. In those spy movies. The woman. James Bond's boss or whatever.
  9. There's something about an Elizabeth Hurley posting a lonely selfie with cold, dead eyes in a rare chandelier mirror that really makes me wanna color and braid her hair.
  10. It's such a subtle sound, but the sound of a car starting beside me at an intersection isn't something I'm used to yet. Startles me. Then I get pissed at them for an entire 2 seconds because how dare they startle me. When do we ever really hear another car start though. A car that we aren't in. Oh yeah I remembered what I came to say. Next time you are new car shopping. Point out what a peon you'd have to be to volunteer and actually pay money to hand over your car's ignition liberty. Pay money to drive a car with one of the most-inane features ever created attached to critical engine parts, front and center. One does not often receive such good negotiation ammo. You could neg that #### all afternoon. I'd pay five grand to own a car like that.
  11. This card mechanic Richard Turner has some pretty interesting stories.
  12. Nah. Let me think about this one. try and find a different way of saying this. it'll help answer the question. also - explain the events leading to the divorce. try and do it from her point of view if possible. and her influences, mother in law, etc.. How tall are you. Has her height ever resulted in her being bullied. What type of work does she do. How long since your boys been out the house. You have to say no to the vacation thing. Just a flat no. No explaination. Better listen to that one for me. Either she's a genius or she's something else. This needs another set of eyes, for sure. Let me know those things if u wanna keep going w this. I'm seeing a few things.
  13. Wait until I close before you buy the billboards. A typical transaction takes about a month. Let's offer free algebra tutoring. That way they can finally pass the nursing exam and pay for their own lasik surgeries, dental work, and counseling sessions. Obtain their nursing degrees. And send us emails about our unhealthy lifestyle choices.
  14. If you're a dancer at the Red Rose and need abortion counseling, call planned parenthood.
  15. I started in NC and am branching out to other southeast states, avoiding FL, AL, MS. After that will move over to west coast/pacific north.. I'll pay attention to increase the quality of the notes I make so they'll be more shareable 🤝
  16. Last night I grilled a couple steaks at the pool. Met a man at the pool who was talking about basketball and said that Chris Paul was 12-0 in games reffed by that referee. He told ME this. He told me about his referee trend. I refrained from saying, "Do you know who you're talking to right now!?"
  17. It's going to be an investment, regardless. But I know what you mean. I'm not trying to flip or rent, despite all the thousands of recent youtube videos and motivational speakers who claim to know the "secret" to investing in real estate. F those troublemaking motivationalists. It'll be for cash and ideally an unfinished place that needs an additional 5-10k in improvements. Straight cash will get me the lowest possible purchase price. Paying for my own cosmetics, that'll generate a return as well. I have the investment aspect covered. I'm looking for market speculation. p.s. I built a real estate company after I graduated. Real estate company. Flipped houses here in Austin with two other mwn - an investor who "bought" my business plan (guest speaker/friend of the professor from the final semester of entrepreneurial class) and with my friend who's been a realtor for 20 years here in Austin. Dude is a gay marine. Before the market lost all value here, we could walk into a house and he could eyeball the exact value, improvements, and final value, all down to ±200 dollars a transaction (assuming a perfect roof and foundation). They kept me around because I am good at walking into a city office and charming permits from frumpy city officials with my pretty blue eyes. Again, he is a gay marine. Those are his words. I'm just trying to get out of Austin (fade the public) and find a pad in the next market that's about to 🚀
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