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Shooter McGavin

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  1. Bat-poop Crazy woman: You've truly outdone yourself today. Most people, when making a personal call on their cell phone that they know might get a little heated, might actually leave the room. Or failing that, if they do start to get upset and raise their voice, they might then step out to somewhere more private. But I must applaud you for having your entire loud conversation at your desk so the rest of us could enjoy it. I specifically enjoyed the parts about the "####### ho-bag" that your brother is dating, how "####### sick of this crap" you are, how your mom and siblings "can all go to hell", and how your mom is dead to you now. I'm sure we'll all be treated to further descriptions of what jerks they all are in the coming weeks. I'm sure you're not part of the problem. Still alive to you, SM
  2. Seriously, stop it. He'd kick you into the bottomless pit if you were coming after him looking for lovin'.:thumbup:With rock hard abs,SM
  3. My god, they're actually going through with it. "Funny Hat Day" is tomorrow. And if my life wasn't already enough like Office Space, there's a whole series of these theme days planned, including -- you guessed it -- Hawaiian Shirt Day.Kill me now. Funny Hat Day deserves it's own thread, with pics.If more than two people participate, I'll try to oblige...
  4. My god, they're actually going through with it. "Funny Hat Day" is tomorrow. And if my life wasn't already enough like Office Space, there's a whole series of these theme days planned, including -- you guessed it -- Hawaiian Shirt Day.Kill me now. do you work in an elementary school? Just with people who long for those days, I guess. The funny thing is, they're calling them "Spirit Days". I'm just waiting for the pep rally.
  5. My god, they're actually going through with it. "Funny Hat Day" is tomorrow. And if my life wasn't already enough like Office Space, there's a whole series of these theme days planned, including -- you guessed it -- Hawaiian Shirt Day.Kill me now.
  6. Dear HR lady, Despite the noncommittal, polite nods I gave you, I think "Funny hat day" is a truly horrible idea. You should really watch "Office Space" With love, Shooter
  7. Dear Secretary, Can I be taken off the distribution list for the Pita Wagon reminders? The first four were fine, but the last one was a little over the edge, if you ask me. Seriously, did you stick a GPS tracker on the truck, so you can monitor its movements and give us up to the second updates? Respectfully yours, SM
  8. Dear other weirdo lady in our room, Seriously, you brought in your bloody violin? And the little rendition of "O Holy Night" wasn't the least bit distracting to me trying to get some work done or the other person who was on a conference call. No, the middle of the day in the office is just a perfect time to show off your fiddlin' skillz. Baffled, SM
  9. Lady, You're killing me this morning! "I've had whiplash three times, and now I can't even wear a necklace because it hurts too much." I'm going to pull a muscle trying to keep the laughter in. Yours in Christ, SM
  10. In the same vein:Dearest lady who is the source of most of the material I've had to write about in this thread:Celebrities who are/were gay probably isn't the most appropriate topic for the workplace, but hey, I'm no prude, so no biggie. But, saying, "I didn't think any less of them," when the next sentence is, "But it just killed me when I found out, and I can't even watch his movies anymore," probably means that you do think a little less of gay people. And today, "Oriental". Really?! Queerly yours,SM
  11. Just throw it in the LHUCKS thread. It'll get all the fertilizer it can handle. Sorry this was not in poetry form.
  12. He has towers in his office too?:tourette: Maybe he thinks he's Prince.
  13. Why do you hate America?'Cause them terrorists are just so damned cute.
  14. Do you have to be Irish to work in your office?No, you just have to be able to be really irritating.
  15. Dear Crazy McCrazy Pants, I knew that you'd be in fine form on 9/11, and, of course, you are not disappointing. Yes, I'm sure the terrorists' newest plot is to do something to children with buses, and kill 2 million of them to start the Holy War. And amazingly the media, who has never met a scary story they didn't like, is withholding the story. It's a good thing we've got you on the case. Helping the terrorists win, SM
  16. My wife pointed this out in some kind of article in the paper. From Jermaine Jackson's Wikipedia page:
  17. Let's not get into that. This is the thread where we drink our favorite dark beverage, ruminate about the greatness of being manly men, and discuss important matters of the world not fight over whose drink of choice is better.Good point. Brown liquor is a beautiful thing, in all of its sweet, sweet forms.
  18. Damn, lady, you're certainly on a roll today. "When I was thin..." When, pray tell, was that? Birth? Odd that you've talked about losing a bunch of weight since you started working here, yet you're still the same size (roughly -- I try not to look at you). Slovenly yours, S McG
  19. Hi there again,Just because you saw "300" both in the theater and on DVD, does not make you an expert on Greek history. I don't know that much about the Greeks (other than they seemed to like teh butt secks), but I still know you have no idea what you're talking about. Yours in scholarship, SM
  20. I know I posted this in the song thread, but the Vick song was on "Drew & Mike" on 101.1 FM in Detroit last week.
  21. Dude,Seriously, are you going to work with pruning shears down there? The urinal looks like a 70's porno. I just want to take a leak without having to worry about small animals attacking me from the underbrush.Yours in Christ,SM
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