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Reg Lllama of Brixton

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  1. I got a stack of Chipotle 2-for-1 cards a while back at school. We’ve been using them whenever a “What should we do for lunch/dinner” moment happens. The wife uses the online ordering thingy which is cool because it saves your order. First time we order Wife: “damn, I picked the wrong salsa. This is too hot.” Second time “damn, I forgot to change my order to the milder sauce.” Third time “Damn, I changed the salsa on my order but I accidentally picked an even hotter salsa”
  2. A lot of places will actually offer prizes and ####. ”Whoever sells the most Irish Nachos today gets a gift card from Starbucks!”
  3. You could also make a salad or sandwich at home for a fraction of what they would cost at a restaurant.
  4. “Who cares what he did before he was in office? Clinton got a BJ in the White House!” —all the Trump fans in my area Oops
  5. Most places require upselling. Usually there are bonuses and incentives involved.
  6. You scream and everybody comes a running. Take a run and hide yourself away
  7. Paulie Gualtieri: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator. Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like ####.
  8. California was a little different. I made a small bookshelf that I used to hold my Marx and Abbie Hoffman. a small table for plants. Perfect size for jazz cabbage plant. and a homemade ruler that I used to measure my penis.
  9. I’ll just guess that it means that she participated in a crime where a firearm was used even though she wasn’t the one that used it.
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