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  1. 1. We have arguably the best RB in the league. The odds of a fumble are likely less than gacking the kick. 2. Prater doesn't wear purple.(although he could have)
  2. Why the heck did the Giants only rush 10 guys? What was #43's job, play ten yards off the line in case of a fake?
  3. Tried to think of newer or places off the beaten path that you may not have frequented. Enjoy!!
  4. Shipped north of the Mason Dixon from someone's old stomping grounds BEFORE the deadline this year!
  5. It's that non stop absurdity that makes it brilliant. And what makes this dream scene so out of the norm and so great from the rest of it. Easily one of my top 3 or 4 movies of all time.
  6. "First law of the sea. Never place your rear end on a pirates face" This way better in a pirate's voice, but the only clip I could find was this
  7. As absurdly stupid as this whole movie was, this gets me right in the dusty sinuses every time. ** That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether, a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way into my slumber. I dreamt that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison. Probably that's just as well. I don't mean to sound superior, and they're a swell couple of guys, but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world. And then I dreamed on, into the future, to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home where Nathan Junior was opening a present from a kindly couple who preferred to remain unknown. I saw Glen a few years later, still having no luck getting the cops to listen to his wild tales about me and Ed. Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. I don't know. And still I dreamed on, further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before, watching Nathan Junior's progress from afar, taking pride in his accomplishments, as if he were our own, wonderin' if he ever thought of us, and hopin' that maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little, even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened. But still I hadn't dreamt nothin' about me 'n Ed, until the end. And this was cloudier, 'cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple bein' visited by their children, and all their grandchildren too. The old couple wasn't screwed up, and neither were their kids or their grandkids... And I don't know. You tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinkin'? Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do? But me and Ed, we can be good, too. And it seemed real. It seemed like us, and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah. **
  8. This is how I think it works.even if you put every kicker on your Do Not Draft list.
  9. Does anyone know of a way to bypass Yahoo's auto pick method? I have a Yahoo online draft on Friday. My wifi connection is likely to be sketchy at best and I want to preload my cheat sheet. But as far as I know, Yahoo will skip over my desired rankings and automatically fill in empty positions (Kicker, Def) before going back to my cheat sheet. Am I wrong or if not, any way around this?
  10. The Lego Movie. Totally funny as hell. Maybe we were collectively in a goofy mood, but the nonstop dorky jokes had the whole simsarge family rolling "First law of the sea. Never place your rear end on a pirates face" Totally out of context. In the movie tho?
  11. Never thought of that, thanks for the idea. Email wasn't working ("hey, i can't find the email, can you resend that part about trades again ? ") and was looking for some kind of repository for that. Especially now I have to change a bunch of things because of the extra week.
  12. Slight Hijack. Does anyone use a FB Group for posting league info (rules, ect)
  13. Great performance. The constant cuts to the panel's reactions are and (I'd read that some are pre and post recorded and edited during production)
  14. My kid's favorite meme! Did you see the two animated West /Ward sequels?
  15. Not my cup of tea, but I can certainly see the appeal. Especially when contemplating the practicality of having a can of shark repellent on hand when you really need it. I like how they kept the cool (Penguin) /hot (Lee Merriweather Catwoman 👍Eartha Kit 👎) criminals and left out the lame-ohs (Shame, KingTut, Egg Head).
  16. Batman: The Movie Circa 1966. Love, love this stupid movie. Christian and Ben and Ribert, etc? Not MY Batman!
  17. "If the ad is still up it's still available, so please do not ask"
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