Mr. Retukes

He is who we thought he was.

That's pretty harsh considering that he's been there for 7 weeks.

Just watch his final carry, where he plunged headfirst into the line and gained a whopping 2 yards. Guy fell over like a weeble.

Huh. Maybe this guy was the Cowboys' best option after all.

Good thing our league's waiver wire doesn't run on Sunday afternoon.

That run was so good that it went for 1 yard farther than what the box score said.

I think he was one of the guys on the Jedi Council in "Attack Of The Clones".

In a span of about 5 minutes he went from 1 catch for 11 yards to 3 catches for 144 yards and 2 TDs. Amazing.

I'm going to go out on limb and say that a guy that spends as much time on Fantasy Football, nonsensical arguments, and can't spell accelerate has never been in a board meeting.Just saying ... lol...troll. just saying..... This is what sucks about this board compared to 15 years ago. Whenever you disagree with someone you're now called a troll. Ridiculous.Actually, what sucks is that 15 years ago, guys like you would have been given a timeout by Shick! or one of the other active moderators in the forum. But since the forums are no longer monitored by an army of moderators, trolls like you have been allowed to thrive and multiply.

God bless waking up at your usual time on Sunday morning, only to find out that the Jacksonville game had already started and you forgot to bench Yeldon (who was listed as Questionable earlier in the week).

If anyone hates a countdown, it's a band who has had to sing "The Final Countdown" every single night for the past 25 years.

You want a guy who will get you 5 points every week? Get West. You want a guy who might do nothing until the end of the year and then rattle off a bunch of 15-point games? Get Rawls.

I blame Napster.

But how will Woodhead be able to hold on to the ball with all those terrible linemen blocking for him?!?