D-Day

Will you be my friend?

That is pretty impressive. Girl fakes choking, dog jumps into action to perform a tracheotomy. I wonder what he is going to do when she fakes colon cancer.

Olave -- reminds him of Olive Garden, which is a "great" Place to eat? The dots would be easier to connect if he called him "Endless Bread Sticks" or EBS for short. I could be way off on who he was talking about.

CEH

Officer: How’s your day going? Me:

Just signed to practice squad with Baltimore after Gus Edwards went down. I don't think he has much left though.

The photo on CNN showing Chasten and Pete sharing a hospital bed while holding their children tells me that they have horrible health insurance. Couldn't they have their own hospital beds for such a difficult delivery of twins? Wait. Why are the non-birthing people taking up a hospital bed? "Tell that COVID patient to wait for the hospital bed until we get our photo op." Serious congrats on having the kids, and I'm sure they will make a wonderful family.

I’m assuming it was the Johnson jab.

Make sure you have INTs set for negative points and not positive points. That's the only way Winston is a 1st rounder.

I was just watching the edited video of the presser on CNN website. Whoever edited and/or approved that piece of garbage needs to be shown the door. Cutting in pictures to match up with his speech to make it seem normal is well, very bad. If Chris had any influence over that, he too should be gone.

On an exit interview, why would I want to become an unpaid consultant to HR to give them information to fix their company. Continue doing the job they are paying you to do until you walk out the door. They want more than that, then pay me.

You have to get some feathers to leave around or in his pool. Also, get him an airhorn to blast whenever he hears the bird to "scare it away". And finally, get something for home defense when he finds out what you have been doing.

So this is kind of like getting a participation trophy?

Add fiber supplement and stool softener as maintenance. Add Miralax once or twice a day to start clearing things out then as needed. Could also add mineral oil. ETA: magazine subscription.

Apparently they were delayed in getting enough water on it to put it out quickly.