captain_amazing

Stuck in satan's Fourth of July weekend NH 94N traffic, I saw a boat with the name "Dirty Oar." ''Twas worth the traffic.

He was fat, but he smelled like pepperoni.

My wife said she wanted pizza instead of quinoa salad for dinner tonight. I got an immediate boner. Is there anything wrong with that?

Get hammered at a huge winter snow bon fire. MAGA???

Drive - Incubus

Wth happened to OPM?

"On the way to #### your #####."

Since these annual threads don't seem to get much traction - partly because I personally don't sustain them well as the OP - I figured we could go with an indefinite Pats thread. After speaking to other Pats fans, listening and reading reaction to the Pats season, the general consensus seems to be that the 2013 season was an overwhelming success. To think that they were one win away from making it to another Super Bowl with the team they had this year is really quite something. So, like 30 other teams have already begun, it's time to turn the page to 2014. I'm going to assemble some informat