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Dr. Gobbler

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  1. First Class passengers get jet packs.Southwest tells all of the people sitting in the first two rows that the Jumbo Bag of Rold Gold pretzels is a jet pack. The first two rows is for fatties, it's not first class Christo!!!! I'm a FBG. I don't fly Southwest. I guess we know another reason why you don't fit in around here, welcher.That is the highest compliment you could pay me!Now let's see your big beautiful man ####.
  2. First Class passengers get jet packs.Southwest tells all of the people sitting in the first two rows that the Jumbo Bag of Rold Gold pretzels is a jet pack. The first two rows is for fatties, it's not first class Christo!!!!
  3. If you think putting every passenger in a pressurized space suit is plausible, then, yes, it is definitely possible. Enjoy the 12 hour pre-flight suit fitting, the three hour strap in process, and the extra $500k+ in your ticket price. OK, how about the wings fall off and a gigantic parachute that will allow the plane to safely float down? Keep everything inside safe. I have to assume most of the time it is engine malfunction or some type of engine troubles, just make the cockpit and cabin stay intact and allow the rat of the plane to fall off, float everyone down to safety We can do this fol
  4. I bet if you had a button you could push that would eject the wings/engines while at the same time deploying 8 huge parachutes from above the cabin you could save a lot of lives. I mean, it's not like NASA has done this type of thing before.
  5. People died and you people are making up Screen Names for Christo on Flight Blogs????Unbelievable!! UnshavedRewardPointsLover HairyBusinessClass CheckInMyLuggage_CheckOutMyManBag IBuy2Seats I fly First Class.Just because you sit in the first row on Southwest doesn't make it First Class.
  6. People died and you people are making up Screen Names for Christo on Flight Blogs???? Unbelievable!! UnshavedRewardPointsLover HairyBusinessClass CheckInMyLuggage_CheckOutMyManBag
  7. wtfDidn't you know? He's the Worlds Most Interesting Man.
  8. Horrible reason for taking any action.I don't give a #### about what someone in Syria, or Iran, or anywhere else thinks about America. If we should act, then we should act. And, if we should stay out, then we should stay out. Maybe these countries that want our support should start paying for it - starting with Israel and Saudi Arabia imo. Saudi Arabia has offered to foot the billYes because they want to topple Assad because he won't allow a SAUDI PIPELINE through Syria that goes to Europe. The chemical weapons were supplied by Saudi Arabia, Prince Bandar to be exact. I wish you guys knew
  9. And Iran says they'll attack Israel and American troops in Iraq.This is going to get nasty, and we've put ourselves right in the middle of it.. Anything other than a peaceful resolve at this point is a loss. But I doubt seriously the rebels or Assad are going to be willing to make peace.. We should have been peace makers right from the start, but since the US and Saudi's likely started this war to begin with, over a pipeline, I doubt that was an option for us.. I don't know about peace makers, but if we going to act, it should have been two years ago. Now, it's just an impossible situation
  10. And Iran says they'll attack Israel and American troops in Iraq.This is going to get nasty, and we've put ourselves right in the middle of it.. Anything other than a peaceful resolve at this point is a loss. But I doubt seriously the rebels or Assad are going to be willing to make peace.. We should have been peace makers right from the start, but since the US and Saudi's likely started this war to begin with, over a pipeline, I doubt that was an option for us.. I don't know about peace makers, but if we going to act, it should have been two years ago. Now, it's just an impossible situation
  11. 1. Why is no one talking about the origin of the chemical weapons? 2. Why is no one talking about the multiple reports from inside Syria, even from the Rebels themselves that state the weapons were supplied by Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia and the weapons were not labeled chemical? 3. Why is no one connecting the dots after Saudi Arabia has offered to pay for us to bomb Syria? 4. Why is no one talking about the pipeline that Saudi Arabia wants to put through Syria to reach Europe but has been opposed by Assad? 5. Why can't you people get it through your thick skulls that is a set up to sway Am
  12. I can't believe the way you people fight over minutiae the way you do. What you should be talking about is how Saudi Arabia wants to build a pipeline through Syria to Europe but Syria has refused time and time again. Why? Because that would be economically detrimental to their ally Russia. There are a ton of reports that Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia has met with Putin and even tried to bribe him to convince Syria to allow it, without avail. Oh and recent reports name the same Prince Bandar as the person who supplied the weapons to the Syrian rebels but forgot to tell them that oh some of tha
  13. So this I what I've gathered so far. Prince Bandar from Saudi Arabia supplied the rebels with the chemical weapons however according to the rebels they did not know what they had were chemical weapons, Assad was not responsible. Al Arabiya was the news agency that broke the story on chemical weapon use in Syria. Al Arabiya, a Saudi owned news agency, is owned by the same people who have been trying to topple Assad for years. Prince Bandar is the same guy who supplied the WMD in Iraq intelligence to the Bush Admin. The UN inspectors were invited in by Syria, Assad, and were there the same day a
  14. This has major legs. Prince Bandar starting some $&@& to increase gas prices. I'm beginning to think if we want peace in the Middle East the two places we should be pointing our missiles are Saudi Arabia and Israel. Hey, look, the welcher You say it like that word has any weight.
  15. This has major legs. Prince Bandar starting some $&@& to increase gas prices. I'm beginning to think if we want peace in the Middle East the two places we should be pointing our missiles are Saudi Arabia and Israel.
  16. #1 Eat a twinkie and then breathe in some sarin gas. While you are lying on the floor, twitching, vomiting and defecating in your pants, you can think about the evil twinkie. #2 There are chemicals in our food? The food itself is made of chemicals. Water is a chemical. Air is made of chemicals. Everything is a chemical. So just because you call something a chemical, that does not mean it is bad. psssst..... I'm eating Doritos right now... will I glow in the dark? You guys can be trite all you want. I'm just saying enjoy your Gatorade with fire ######ant as one of the ingredients. Enjoy your
  17. You would think that with everyone up in arms about chemical weapons over in Syria there would be more people in the United States up in arms about the chemicals in our food supply and our prescription medications. I guess if the delivery system is delicious there is no problem. Remember, the people that brought you Agent Orange are also the same people who are bringing you GMO grains, fruits, vegetables, legumes etc. I'm sure it's all on the up and up.
  18. Never stand in the way of your enemy when they are busy destroying themselves.
  19. you're quite the ladies man.When you've got a good inside game, you don't need to shake and bake, you just take it to the hole!!!!
  20. Ask the son if the girl has any other friends with daddy issues? Sidle up to the wife with a remember when we were young comment while holding a cucumber. You gonna let your son be the only male in the house posting up colored dots today? Game on!!
  21. So what is stopping the gubmint from making every piece of information that is important/detrimental/shameful from being deemed classified? It seems an easy way to make the populace even more uninformed. Just make all things classified and then we can get back to the more important news of Kim Kardashians pregnancy.
  22. Don't worry Lakers fans, I just bought a crate of Purple and Gold condoms to make you feel more comfortable as I'm giving you the dirty business all offseason long!
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