Missing Malaysian jet news in Footballguys Free For All Posted March 9, 2014 What would happen to Christo if he is sitting in two seats? Does half his body parachute down in one spot and the other half land elsewhere?I smell a lawsuit.First Class passengers get jet packs.Southwest tells all of the people sitting in the first two rows that the Jumbo Bag of Rold Gold pretzels is a jet pack. The first two rows is for fatties, it's not first class Christo!!!! I'm a FBG. I don't fly Southwest. I guess we know another reason why you don't fit in around here, welcher.That is the highest compliment you could pay me!Now let's see your big beautiful man ####.