Similar to Dr. D's story. My brother used to work for 911 communications down here in Southern MD. He got a great call one night.
Guy call 911 and says, "he ####ed up". My brother was like what do you mean? The guy said, "there's blood everywhere". My brother is now thinking this guy has killed someone. Guy said it's his wife and they need an ambulance quickly. Apparently the guy and his wife had seen a video where someone had a dildo on the end of a sawzall. Well, the genius couple didn't realize in the video, they had removed the BLADE beforehand. They left the blade on, and it turns ou