Sack-Religious.

I pretty sure there's been similar threads in the past, but reading about a child telling their mom "your boobs have fallen" in another thread, made me think about stuff my son has said. He'll be two on April 22, and he's taken an interest in telling my wife and I stories he's made up. He can't quite talk in complete sentences yet, but he manages to get his point across pretty well. The other night, he told me a story about Rowdy (a neighbourhood dog). We haven't seen Rowdy more than 3 times and each time only briefly. He proceeds to tell me that Rowdy was whacked in the wiener by a guy w