Stuart Ullman

Too soon. ?

*groans* All you fast talkers make it sound so easy, lol. I normally dress up as a cat and take advantage of the fact that 30% or chicks dress up as cats. It's built in small talk. Many will approach you, take pictures, and you can keep pawing at random chicks until you find one that reciprocates the nonsense with you. Wasn't about to commit petty theft by stealing a $0.99 cent tube of black paint though, lol.

You know, it was baseball season, so it's hard to say. If I had to guess, I was probably break even or slightly down on MLB. I wasn't betting too heavy since I know it's not my best sport. Unemployment only gives you about $3,000 of assistance before they cut you off. So that's your ceiling right there. Of course, I had about $1,500 in savings at that time which is now gone. Hard to say, specifically I took 2 trips to Chicago and smoked a lot of weed. Took some classes, maybe had about $1300 in financial aid come through for summer classes. I didn't have a job beca

You know, Halloween is significantly less fun when you don't have a costume or money to buy shots. This is dumb. Stupid call center ruining one of the few Halloween's under age 30 I have left.

WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME IT IS WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME IT IS THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, MY KING

HOW BOUT THEM RED SOX?!?!?!

SHOULDA BEEN A SWEEEEEP

MONEY TRAIN, BABY!!! WOO, WOO -

I NEVER DOUBTED IT!!! BOSTON, BOSTON! WORLD SERIES CHAMPS 2018!!!

Space Jam 2 is going to be awful.

See, now we're all having fun. Why couldn't we all like, be cool like this earlier?

I know man, it's so depressing. The only thing I like is the wisdom that comes from getting older. Life is a series of patterns. There are really only so many different situations and personality types to encounter. Eventually you get to the point where it's like, "Wow, I know exactly what I'm supposed to do in this situation".

Oh yeah, that's on me. At least on the flipside, when I do get paid I'll get two-paychecks within close proximity of each other. So that'll be fun. There's a ying to every yang.

This Trenton Cannon seems like a really nice kid.

I'm drinking the 40 now. About 1/5 done with it now. Gotta get all loosey-goosey to dance at peak performance. Still debating if I want to paint some cat whiskers on my face and pretend to be a cat all night. Also, there are some decent stakes on this World Series game for me. It's 11:11PM (make a wish) on the East Coast. If I get to the bar by Midnight, that gives me 2-hours of dance factory.