Donning of a New Age

Yes, “but it’s a dry cold.” Seriously.

It dipped to -60 with wind chill this week. The freezer door isn’t closing for a few more days.

If you have a block heater, plug it in. Cold batteries can lose over half their power in frigid conditions. It's been sub -40 where I live for the past few days and many cars have needed a boost. Car guys tell me to turn off all gizmos (heat, radio, etc) before you start a cold engine so the battery can focus on one task.

Tip of the hat to Michael Jordan...with a bit of a wink.

It’s to differentiate from the actual director. Reg Llama of Brixton Fan was too cumbersome.